I woke up with the mother of all hangovers this morning. The last thing I remember is knocking back shots  with Lynn and Julie after we did our Gloria Gaynor party piece on the karaoke…

• Me head is bangin’ Jimmy
• I’ve no sympathy
• I didn’t ask for any
• Self inflicted Bernie
• …and you’ve never had a hangover in your life I suppose
• I don’t do hangovers Ber
• You do so, you just don’t let on
• You know me Ber;  I’m not one for complaining
• Leave it out will ye, you’re always complaining
• I am not
• You are so
• Like when?
• Like when you sneezed last week and swore you were dying with flu
• Don’t exaggerate
• I’m not exaggerating, you were exaggerating
• I never said I was dying. I just said I thought I was getting the flu
• Well you were lying on the sofa all day like a dying swan, demanding hot drinks and chip sambos
• Feed a flu, starve a fever
• You didn’t have a flu
• Well it was coming on
• You’re talking through your swiss roll Jimmy
• I am not Bernie, they say eat and drink loads to combat flu
• Well ‘THEY’ didn’t have to put up with your moans all day
• I wasn’t moaning. I was sick. Jaysis I wouldn’t want to be looking for sympathy from you anyway
• There wasn’t a bother on ye when Anto rang ye to go to the pub
• United were playing
• So United cures the flu..should have told me earlier,I could’ve ordered Sky Sports, saved me traipsing in and out all day with bleedin’ cups of tea and lem sips
• I forced meself to go. I didn’t want to let Anto down
• Would you get out of that. You were out that door like a blue arsed fly when he called
• I was very weak. Anto had to link me to the pub
• …well the drink obviously didn’t help, because he had to link you comin’ home aswell
• I thought the few pints would sort me out but they just went to me head
• Nothing to do with the whiskey then
• A hot whiskey is yer only man Ber, I felt like a new man after
• Obviously you did Jimmy, because you didn’t know your own name when you got home.
• It was them lem sips did it Bernie,  I shouldn’t have taken them with the solpadeine
• Never mind the eight pints and whiskey chasers
• …and you say I’ve no sympathy
• I didn’t mix medication and drink
• You’re a cold fish sometimes Bernie
• Says you, telling me my headache is self inflicted
• Well it is
• I’ll survive
• I’m sure you will Bernie
• Ask me arse Jimmy
• I would, but I’m afraid it might answer me
• Shurrup  and make us a cuppa will ye
• Cup of tea and sympathy coming up love
• I told you I don’t want sympathy, just a cup of bloody tea Jimmy
• … and two solpadeine?
• Yes please

Ouch , I’m never drinking again…’til the next time of course