I woke up with the mother of all hangovers this morning. The last thing I remember is knocking back shots with Lynn and Julie after we did our Gloria Gaynor party piece on the karaoke…
- Me head is bangin’ Jimmy
- I’ve no sympathy
- I didn’t ask for any
- Self inflicted Bernie
- …and you’ve never had a hangover in your life I suppose
- I don’t do hangovers Ber
- You do so, you just don’t let on
- You know me Ber; I’m not one for complaining
- Leave it out will ye, you’re always complaining
- I am not
- You are so
- Like when?
- Like when you sneezed last week and swore you were dying with flu
- Don’t exaggerate
- I’m not exaggerating, you were exaggerating
- I never said I was dying. I just said I thought I was getting the flu
- Well you were lying on the sofa all day like a dying swan, demanding hot drinks and chip sambos
- Feed a flu, starve a fever
- You didn’t have a flu
- Well it was coming on
- You’re talking through your swiss roll Jimmy
- I am not Bernie, they say eat and drink loads to combat flu
- Well ‘THEY’ didn’t have to put up with your moans all day
- I wasn’t moaning. I was sick. Jaysis I wouldn’t want to be looking for sympathy from you anyway
- There wasn’t a bother on ye when Anto rang ye to go to the pub
- United were playing
- So United cures the flu..should have told me earlier,I could’ve ordered Sky Sports, saved me traipsing in and out all day with bleedin’ cups of tea and lem sips
- I forced meself to go. I didn’t want to let Anto down
- Would you get out of that. You were out that door like a blue arsed fly when he called
- I was very weak. Anto had to link me to the pub
- …well the drink obviously didn’t help, because he had to link you comin’ home aswell
- I thought the few pints would sort me out but they just went to me head
- Nothing to do with the whiskey then
- A hot whiskey is yer only man Ber, I felt like a new man after
- Obviously you did Jimmy, because you didn’t know your own name when you got home.
- It was them lem sips did it Bernie, I shouldn’t have taken them with the solpadeine
- Never mind the eight pints and whiskey chasers
- …and you say I’ve no sympathy
- I didn’t mix medication and drink
- You’re a cold fish sometimes Bernie
- Says you, telling me my headache is self inflicted
- Well it is
- I’ll survive
- I’m sure you will Bernie
- Ask me arse Jimmy
- I would, but I’m afraid it might answer me
- Shurrup and make us a cuppa will ye
- Cup of tea and sympathy coming up love
- I told you I don’t want sympathy, just a cup of bloody tea Jimmy
- … and two solpadeine?
- Yes please
Ouch , I’m never drinking again…’til the next time of course
Perhaps the man-flu cure can work with this? 😉
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Whatever else happened that night, i hope it was worth the morning after!
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Ah yeah, a great night with me pals is always worth it 😋
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Drinking becomes you.
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I resemble that remark 🙂
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Ah ha ha ha ha
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