- I’m off shopping with Julie
- Ah good luck
- Why would I need luck?
- Shopping with her,sure she’s worse than you
- We like shopping; what’s wrong with that?
- Whatever floats your boat Bernie.
- Shopping floats my boat so deal with it
- I suppose you’ll only be an hour
- I’ll be as long as it takes
- Be as long as you like
- I will
- I’ll see you at dinner time so
- You might; you might not
- So it’s the chipper for me I suppose
- Whatever you fancy Jimmy
- I fancy steak and chips but it doesn’t look like I’ll be getting it here
- I’m sure your ma would be delighted to oblige
- No bother to my ma
- There you go then, sorted
- I might pop up for a pint after me dinner, so make sure you have your key
- I might go for dinner with Julie, seeing as your ma is making yours. No need to rush home
- Since when did you ever rush home from shopping?
- Well, you have a puss on if your dinner is not on the table by six
- I’m a working man Bernie. It’s not much to ask me dinner ready when I come home after a hard days graft
- No one ever gets my dinner ready
- I do sometimes
- Ye do not
- I fucking do
- What, once in a blue moon when you go the chipper for a one and one
- It’s dinner isn’t it
- Ye right
- You’re never happy
- I might go to the pub meself on the way home
- Plenty of room for ye Bernie
- It’s thirsty work all this shopping
- Tell me about it
Men!
Ha Ha! I love those little spats 🙂
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Hope your shopping went well! Something most men will just never understand.
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