• I’m off shopping with Julie
•   Ah good luck
• Why would I need luck?
• Shopping with her,sure she’s worse than you
• We like shopping; what’s wrong with that?
• Whatever  floats your boat Bernie.
• Shopping floats my boat so deal with it
• I suppose you’ll only be an hour
• I’ll be as long as it takes
• Be as long as you like
• I will
• I’ll see you at dinner time so
• You might; you might not
• So it’s the chipper for me I suppose
• Whatever you fancy Jimmy
• I fancy steak and chips but it doesn’t look like I’ll be getting it here
• I’m sure your ma would be delighted to oblige
• No bother to my ma
• There you go then, sorted
• I might pop up for a pint after me dinner, so make sure you have your key
• I might go for dinner with Julie, seeing as your ma is making yours. No need to rush home
• Since when did you ever rush home from shopping?
• Well, you have a puss on if your dinner is not on the table by six
• I’m a working man Bernie. It’s not much to ask me dinner ready when I come home after a hard days graft
• No one ever gets my dinner ready
• I do sometimes
• Ye do not
• I fucking do
• What, once in a blue moon when you go the chipper for a one and one
• It’s dinner isn’t it
• Ye right
• You’re never happy
• I might go to the pub meself on the way home
• Plenty of room for ye Bernie
• It’s thirsty work all this shopping
• Tell me about it

Men!