- MAAAAAAAA
- What are you shouting for Koko?
- Did you see my fur lined leggings anywhere?
- They’re probably on your floordrobe with the rest of your clothes.
- They’re not, I looked.
- How you can find anything in that pigsty of a room is beyond me.
- Its not a pigsty. I know where everything is.
- Not your furry leggings, you don’t.
- You must have moved them.
- I moved nothing. I’d be taking my life into my own hands going into that room. When did you wear them last?
- Around March maybe.
- Did you check your wash basket?
- My what?
- Your…oh forget it. If they’re in there since March, they’ll walk out on their own soon. Why do you want them now anyway?
- Me and the girls have a table booked down the pub for dinner and drinks.
- Dublin pubs are on lockdown, did you forget? You can only eat and drink outside.
- Yeah, I know.
- Are you mad? It’s freezing out, and you’re going to sit outside the pub on the path eating your dinner, for every passerby to see.
- That’s why I want me furry leggings, and I don’t care who sees me.
- You’d need your thermal undies and a hot water bottle sitting out in that.
- Great idea, thanks ma. It’s BYOB as well.
- They’re letting you bring your own drink?
- No, don’t be silly ma, jaysis sure they’re making little enough money as it is without us bringing our own booze.
- BYOB? That means bring your own bottle, or it did in my day anyway.
- It means, bring your own blanket, ma.
- You’re having me on. Have they no outdoor heaters?
- I’m sure they have, but a blanket won’t do any harm either.
- You’re fecking mad.
- Well, as da says; I didn’t lick it off a stone, ma.
- Are you that desperate to go to the pub, Koko?
- Yeah, it beats sitting in. I’m fed up sitting in.
- Rather you than me.
- It’ll be great craic. Here, where’s that hot water bottle you were talking about?
What the hell is coming next?
‘Well, as da says; I didn’t lick it off a stone, ma.’ 😂 Never heard that one before. Love it.
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She’s a cheeky madam, and Jimmy only encourages her 🙈
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That was funny!
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Let them go once, they’ll probably decide it’s not worth a second round.
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They’ve been twice since 🙄 but in fairness, the weather has been milder. Sun shining all weekend, we’re having a mini Indian summer 😎😎😎
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Well I am impressed that she was wearing leggings and not a micro skirt and a cropped top! Clever girl.
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She loves her comfort that one. I was surprised she’d even consider sitting outside 🤣
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Lol 💜
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