Koko really loves to wind me up and take the piss... What do you mean I'm not a Pisces anymore? There's this new sign,ma.Its called Ophiuchus, so all the dates have changed to make room for it.Well it can go and Ophuck off. I was born a Pisces and I'll stay a Pisces.No, you're Aquarius … Continue reading One moment in time…not the age of Aquarius
karaoke
Al Fresco or Tescos?
When you're sick of cappuccinos and only a lilt will do, you know you're typically tropical
The chat up
Is Bernie the new Dublin Cougar? Whatever she is, she's havin' it on a roll
I will survive
Survival of the fittest...After Karaoke , shots and solpadeine..Is Bernie made of stronger stuff than Jimmy and his whiskey chasers and lem sips?
Somebody’s Bitch
Will orange be the new black for Berno or will she get to watch Telly Bingo at home next week? Stay tuned for updates...
Chakras
I’ve been a bit stressed lately. The kids are wrecking me buzz and Jimmy is being his usual pain in the arse. Antos wife Geraldine wants to 'fix' my aura. I didn’t know it was broken Ger Oh it is Bernie, it is How can you tell? Your aureole is very dark Me aureole? What … Continue reading Chakras
