Koko really loves to wind me up and take the piss…

• What do you mean I’m not a Pisces anymore?
• There’s this new sign,ma.Its called Ophiuchus, so all the dates have changed to make room for it.
• Well it can go and Ophuck off. I was born a Pisces and I’ll stay a Pisces.
• No, you’re Aquarius now, ma.
• Aquarius? You’re having a laugh, aren’t you?
• Aquarian’s are cool.
• Aquarian’s are hippy dippy flower power cat lovers
• Like auntie Geraldine?
• Don’t get me started on her. I am not like her. Shoot me if I ever start acting like her.
• She’s not that bad, ma.
• She’s a vegan, yoga freak who named her kids after fucking plants.
• Oh as opposed to you, who sings karaoke and named her kids after soap stars, perfume and pop stars?
• Whitney Houston was not a pop star, she was a legend and a queen, and Kylie is a superstar.
• We won’t mention Jason Donovan then.
• A lovely chap with a lovely voice.
• Whatever you say, ma.
• You can’t talk, Koko, you’re the one who changed your name because of them Kardashians.
• You’re changing the subject now.
• Yeah, what were we talking about?
• Star signs.
• …and me being a Pisces.
• An Aquarian now, ma.
• You can ask my swiss roll, I’m Pisces; creative and emphatic, that’s me.
• An emotional fucking wreck, that’s what you are, ma.
• I am not!
• ‘I had the covid you know’
• Well, I did have the covid.
• ‘I could have diiiiiied’
• I never said that.
• You did so.
• I don’t remember.
• You were full of gin.
• And you’re full of shite.
• You were singing all your funeral songs, poor da had to carry you to bed.
• He did not.
• ‘…give me one moment in timmmmmmme…’ jaysis you nearly brought poor Whitney back from the dead.
• Feck off and leave me alone.
• ‘I want to be allllonnne’, jaysis, I take it all back. You really are a Pisces.
• You’d better believe it love.
  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wx4v6cO1GMk