One moment in time…not the age of Aquarius

Koko really loves to wind me up and take the piss…

  • What do you mean I’m not a Pisces anymore?
  • There’s this new sign,ma.Its called Ophiuchus, so all the dates have changed to make room for it.
  • Well it can go and Ophuck off. I was born a Pisces and I’ll stay a Pisces.
  • No, you’re Aquarius now, ma.
  • Aquarius? You’re having a laugh, aren’t you?
  • Aquarian’s are cool.
  • Aquarian’s are hippy dippy flower power cat lovers
  • Like auntie Geraldine?
  • Don’t get me started on her. I am not like her. Shoot me if I ever start acting like her.
  • She’s not that bad, ma.
  • She’s a vegan, yoga freak who named her kids after fucking plants.
  • Oh as opposed to you, who sings karaoke and named her kids after soap stars, perfume and pop stars?
  • Whitney Houston was not a pop star, she was a legend and a queen, and Kylie is a superstar.
  • We won’t mention Jason Donovan then.
  • A lovely chap with a lovely voice.
  • Whatever you say, ma.
  • You can’t talk, Koko, you’re the one who changed your name because of them Kardashians.
  • You’re changing the subject now.
  • Yeah, what were we talking about?
  • Star signs.
  • …and me being a Pisces.
  • An Aquarian now, ma.
  • You can ask my swiss roll, I’m Pisces; creative and emphatic, that’s me.
  • An emotional fucking wreck, that’s what you are, ma.
  • I am not!
  • ‘I had the covid you know’
  • Well, I did have the covid.
  • ‘I could have diiiiiied’
  • I never said that.
  • You did so.
  • I don’t remember.
  • You were full of gin.
  • And you’re full of shite.
  • You were singing all your funeral songs, poor da had to carry you to bed.
  • He did not.
  • ‘…give me one moment in timmmmmmme…’ jaysis you nearly brought poor Whitney back from the dead.
  • Feck off and leave me alone.
  • ‘I want to be allllonnne’, jaysis, I take it all back. You really are a Pisces.
  • You’d better believe it love.

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