So the entire house was struck down with this winter flu bug. Christmas came and went in a fog of coughs and fevers . It's like it never even happened. The Christmas tree only came down yesterday and I feel like Santa hasn't even arrived yet. Today was my first day out. I was going … Continue reading No cure for stupid
Writing
I built my dreams around you
Christmas Eve Eve in The Violet Gaff
Daydreamer
R.I.P. David Cassidy
Russian Roulette
Russia is cancelled but Bernie has other plans for the Credit Union loan
Loose woman
Isn't it great to be able to sit on your arse all day watching telly and not have to bother with housework and cooking?
The merry widow
I'm not saying me ma has a suspicious mind but ... actually scrap that...me ma has a very suspicious mind. She's a terrible one for putting doubts in your head, even about your own husband... How's Jimmy getting on with that house renovation Bernie? He's still working on it ma. Every time he finishes one … Continue reading The merry widow
Playboy
See that Hugh Hefner fella died Jaysis, he's been around for a long time Ninety one he was, it's here in this mornings paper Older than me ma You know he was sixty years older than his last wife Sure the older he got, the younger his wives got. What the hell did they see … Continue reading Playboy
Game of Thongs
"What's wrong with a good pair of sturdy knickers" me ma always said to me. It's a pity she didn't say it to me kids
Double glazed widows
I told you me ma loves a good funeral story. I told her about Jimmy's mate Frankie kicking the bucket last week... Another double glazed widow then Bernie What's that ma? A double glaze widow. Bury their husbands of a Monday, get the builders in of a Tuesday That's terrible ma Well, some of … Continue reading Double glazed widows
I’m Going To Be Changing Things Up a Bit and I’ll Need Your Help
If you or any of your family or friends are suffering from multiple sclerosis or any other chronic pain disease,this is the chap you need to be following and watching. He aims to provide support and information to sufferers. What a guy! Spread the word lads 🙂