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Hypochondriac #AtoZChallenge

~ Diary of a Dublin housewife ~ 4 Comments

Who was that on the phone Bernie? The doctor Oh jesus, what's wrong? There's nothing wrong ma.  He just rang with your blood test results. They're all clear. What's clear? YOUR BLOOD TEST RESULTS ARE ALL CLEAR. THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH YOU What do you mean there's nothing wrong with me? Of course there's something … Continue reading Hypochondriac #AtoZChallenge

Gay as Christmas #AtoZChallenge

~ Diary of a Dublin housewife ~ 8 Comments

  Heya ma, what do you want in the shops? Nothing What do you mean nothing? I told you I'd go shopping when I got back from my gaff Well you're too late Why am I too late? Jaysis I was only gone two hours The gays went for me Who? The gays Who are … Continue reading Gay as Christmas #AtoZChallenge

Father Ted is dead #AtoZChallenge

~ Diary of a Dublin housewife ~ 13 Comments

Will I put the telly on ma? If you like But do you like? I don't care What's wrong with you? Apart from being deaf and blind you mean Your not deaf ma, and since when did you become blind? What? IF YOU PUT YOUR HEARING AID IN YOU WON'T BE DEAF Stop shouting will … Continue reading Father Ted is dead #AtoZChallenge

Eat what you’re given #AtoZChallenge

~ Diary of a Dublin housewife ~ 8 Comments

  What do you want for your dinner ma? I'm easy Bernie. What would you like? Chicken Ah I've had chicken twice this week. I don't want chicken Lamb chops? I can't chew them without me teeth Bernie Well put your teeth in then Me gums are too sore For fuck sake WHAT? WOULD YOU … Continue reading Eat what you’re given #AtoZChallenge

Armed and dangerous #AtoZChallenge

~ Diary of a Dublin housewife ~ 21 Comments

Day one at Chez Maisie. I've had to bring in the big guns... A supply of vodka, chocolate and earplugs. Wish me luck lads 😉 I'm here ma There y'are Bernie. What's in the bags? Just a few bits ma Are you moving in or what? I am in me eye. I'm only here for … Continue reading Armed and dangerous #AtoZChallenge