- Heya ma, what do you want in the shops?
- Nothing
- What do you mean nothing? I told you I’d go shopping when I got back from my gaff
- Well you’re too late
- Why am I too late? Jaysis I was only gone two hours
- The gays went for me
- Who?
- The gays
- Who are the gays?
- The two new chaps from across the road
- Ma, stop will ye. you can’t call people ‘the gays’
- Why not?
- You just can’t
- But they are gay
- How do you know?
- I asked them
- You can’t ask people if they’re gay
- Why not?
- You just can’t. It’s not pc
- PC my arse. If you’re gay, you’re gay. What’s the problem?
- Were they not raging with you?
- Why?
- For asking them if they were gay
- No. They’re lovely
- Are they?
- Yeah. I love the gays I do. they’re so flamboyant
- Ma… stop it
- What?
- You can’t be saying you love the gays
- Why not?
- You just can’t
- Ah lighten up Bernie will ye. You’re such a hetro
- Ma!!
- What?
- Nothing. D’ye want a cup of tea?
Jaysis
The joys of growing old are that you can say what you like!
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“You’re such a hetero.” 😂
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Can’t leave her alone for five minutes 🙄
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At her age, i’m sure they get a kick out of talking to her and letting her get away with saying what she thinks.
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Oh she definitely says. What she thinks… too often 🙄
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OMG!! Were our mothers seperated at birth? Mine is just like this! 🙂
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I’m buying her a muzzle for her birthday!!
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HAHAHA!!!
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