Gay as Christmas #AtoZChallenge



  • Heya ma, what do you want in the shops?
  • Nothing
  • What do you mean nothing? I told you I’d go shopping when I got back from my gaff
  • Well you’re too late
  • Why am I too late? Jaysis I was only gone two hours
  • The gays went for me
  • Who?
  • The gays
  • Who are the gays?
  • The two new chaps from across the road
  • Ma, stop will ye. you can’t call people ‘the gays’
  • Why not?
  • You just can’t
  • But they are gay
  • How do you know?
  • I asked them
  • You can’t ask people if they’re gay
  • Why not?
  • You just can’t. It’s not pc
  • PC my arse. If you’re gay, you’re gay. What’s the problem?
  • Were they not raging with you?
  • Why?
  • For asking them if they were gay
  • No. They’re lovely
  • Are they?
  • Yeah. I love the gays I do. they’re so flamboyant
  • Ma… stop it
  • What?
  • You can’t be saying you love the gays
  • Why not?
  • You just can’t
  • Ah lighten up Bernie will ye. You’re such a hetro
  • Ma!!
  • What?
  • Nothing. D’ye want a cup of tea?



8 thoughts on “Gay as Christmas #AtoZChallenge

  1. At her age, i’m sure they get a kick out of talking to her and letting her get away with saying what she thinks.


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