• Heya ma, what do you want in the shops?
• Nothing
• What do you mean nothing? I told you I’d go shopping when I got back from my gaff
• Well you’re too late
• Why am I too late? Jaysis I was only gone two hours
• The gays went for me
• Who?
• The gays
• Who are the gays?
• The two new chaps from across the road
• Ma, stop will ye. you can’t call people ‘the gays’
• Why not?
• You just can’t
• But they are gay
• How do you know?
• I asked them
• You can’t ask people if they’re gay
• Why not?
• You just can’t. It’s not pc
• PC my arse. If you’re gay, you’re gay. What’s the problem?
• Were they not raging with you?
• Why?
• For asking them if they were gay
• No. They’re lovely
• Are they?
• Yeah. I love the gays I do. they’re so flamboyant
• Ma… stop it
• What?
• You can’t be saying you love the gays
• Why not?
• You just can’t
• Ah lighten up Bernie will ye. You’re such a hetro
• Ma!!
• What?
• Nothing. D’ye want a cup of tea?

Jaysis