Pile of shite


dog shit

  • Sorry I’m late Jules. I walked in dog shite and had to go change my boots
  • Ah that’s disgusting Bernie. Where was it?
  • Right outside my front gate that’s where. I swear to god I’m sick of them
  • You never liked dogs Bernie
  • I’m not talking about the dog, yeah I’m not fond of them but it’s their owners I’m sick of, letting them shite wherever they like and not bothering their arse cleaning up after them
  • Pooper scoopers should be compulsory
  • Giving the dog owners a kick in the hole should be compulsory Julie
  • ‘Here you… pick up your dogs shite’ I roared out the window after one fella last week, and the fucker just gave me the finger
  • I’d have run after him with it if it was me Ber
  • Well I would have but I was only out of the shower. I only had a towel wrapped around me. I’ve been watching out for him ever since. There hasn’t been a sign of him or his dog  until today
  • Did you run after him today?
  • No, I  missed him, but I didn’t miss the dog shite. I stepped right into it in me new boots
  • Dirty bastard. You’ll have to catch him Ber
  • God help him when I do Jules, I swear I’ll shove it in his face
  • Who even lets their dog do that?
  • Dirty ignorant fuckers that’s who.Probably doesn’t wipe his own arse either
  • Gross Bernie
  • Tell me about it. I had to clean it up what was left of it, most of it was on the bottom of my good boots.
  • That’s shite Bernie
  • It is Julie. Pure shite.
  • So you won’t be ordering the chocolate cake today then Ber?
  • I think I’ll pass on that one Jules


8 thoughts on “Pile of shite

  1. You know I have two dogs… and I promise you, I am never out without a roll of baggies. Because we double bag (I don’t like dog shit anymore than non dog people, promise!)

    Have you seen I Don’t Feel at Home in This World Anymore? It’s weird and dark and the whole of it might not appeal to you, but there’s an excellent scene where she finally flings a turd at the idiot who’s been walking his dog through her yard and not scooping, so maybe just watch that scene over and over on a loop? Add a bottle of wine and you’ve got yourself a whole afternoon of nobody messing with you!

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    1. Haha, sounds good to me. In fairness most of the dog owners nearby do pick up..it’s just this one person that’s getting on my last nerve. I’ll get him one day. I was looking out my window on bin day to see if the bins had been collected and this cheeky madam stopped and put her bag of dog poop in my recycling bin. ‘Here love’ I shouted after her. ‘I didn’t know you could recycle shite, but if you really think you can, how about popping it in your own bin’. She just bloody laughed and kept walking. Cheeky mare 😦


  2. This is why, when i’m pet sitting my son’s dog, i carry a bag with me, and i bring it home to my bin. There’s no reason to make someone else live with my (or my son’s) pet’s mess!


  3. I can relate, having ‘shit’ lie around in harm’s way is just not good.
    Besides being a nousions it is totally harmful to the environment.
    People really need to wake up and pick up after their animal, period.
    great post and presentation

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