Eat what you’re given #AtoZChallenge

 

E 2017

  • What do you want for your dinner ma?
  • I’m easy Bernie. What would you like?
  • Chicken
  • Ah I’ve had chicken twice this week. I don’t want chicken
  • Lamb chops?
  • I can’t chew them without me teeth Bernie
  • Well put your teeth in then
  • Me gums are too sore
  • For fuck sake
  • WHAT?
  • WOULD YOU LIKE A STEAK?
  • Ah sure that’s worse than chops
  • How about a nice stew?
  • I’ve never been a fan of stew
  • Spaghetti Bolognese then
  • I can never manage that spaghetti stuff, it keeps falling off me fork
  • I’ll cut it up for you
  • Ah ,I’m not  mad about mince anyway
  • It’s a good feed of bleedin’ starvation you need
  • WHAT?
  • I MUST REMEMBER TO BUY CARROTS AND SWEDE
  • There’s some in the vegetable rack
  • How about a nice piece of fish?
  • It’s not Friday
  • You can eat fish any day ma. It doesn’t have to be Friday
  • I only like fish of a Friday
  • I’m running out of options here ma. It’s not a bleedin’t restaurant ye know
  • Maybe I’ll just have a nice chicken breast and a few chips
  • But you just said you didn’t…oh never mind, chicken it is so
  • Lovely Bernie
  • In future you’ll just eat what your given
  • WHAT?
  • I’M JUST GOING TO THE SHOPS TO BUY THE CHICKEN

 

I swear I’m losing the will to live here lads  😦

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