The fourteen year old virgin

This is an actual conversation that I over heard between two young girls on a very bus last Saturday. I'm still not the better of it... Are you still  with Cory? Yeah. D'ye love him? Yeah, I suppose, whatever love is. Did you love him when you were with him? Yeah, I mean, he's really … Continue reading The fourteen year old virgin

Obituary of a dieting housewife #AtoZChallenge

Best know for her love of karaoke and vodka shots, Bernie Rose Violet lived a full and happy life...until she decided to go on a diet. ''That was the day the music died for me'' Bernie said, as she nibbled on a celery stick, and sipped her low cal iced water with a dash of … Continue reading Obituary of a dieting housewife #AtoZChallenge

Bread and Milk ; sure what else would you need in preparation for a snow storm?

I'm just back from the shops. It's like Christmas Eve 1975 down there. People panic buying anything they can get their hands on. There's not a slice of bread left on the shelves in SuperValu, not even a scone to be got. They've sold out of milk  as well. What is wrong with people, and … Continue reading Bread and Milk ; sure what else would you need in preparation for a snow storm?