I can't wait to get back to doing the shopping myself, but for now,Jimmy is still in charge....well kind of What time are you going shopping, Jimmy? I'll go shortly. do you need anything special? We're running out of hand sanitizer. You won't get hand sanitizer in the shops for love nor money, Bernie. We'll … Continue reading Pandemic #AtoZ
Bernie and Jimmy
Knocking on Heaven’s door…#AtoZ
I'm way behind on my AtoZ posts this year but I hope I'm excused as I haven't been feeling the Mae West lately and have been tested for "The Covid" as Maisie calls it. Jimmy's been very good looking after me while I've been in isolation, even though he's been banished to the spare bedroom … Continue reading Knocking on Heaven’s door…#AtoZ
Girls just wanna have fun #AtoZ
Koko and Kylie have Jimmy demented. They're up all night watching Netflix , then in bed 'til lunchtime, and in between they've another form of entertainment. What is that bloody noise upstairs, Bernie? The girls are probably making a Tic Toc. A what? Tic Toc. It's an app on their phone. They make videos of … Continue reading Girls just wanna have fun #AtoZ
D is for duty free #AprilAtoZ 2020
We always had a day out in the pub with the gang on St. Patrick's day. Not this year, but. All the pubs were ordered to close two days beforehand on the 15th March. Imagine the pubs being closed on St. Paddy's day. It's for the best, Jimmy. No parade either. You haven't been to … Continue reading D is for duty free #AprilAtoZ 2020
Bernies Benidorm Blues.
Bernie is in isolation for two weeks and Jimmy won't let her forget why...
Una corona blanca
Jimmy is getting as bad as me ma. Here's me trying to pack me suitcase and he's bending me ear over that bloody virus. You're not still going are ye? Yeah, why wouldn't I be? It's not safe with this coronavirus, Bernie. We'll be grand Why would you be grand and they're dropping like flies … Continue reading Una corona blanca
You only live once #AtoZChallenge
What's with the spinning around the kitchen in your nightdress Bernie? I'm practicing For what? I've signed up for a new class with Julie What class needs leg warmers and sweat bands?All you're short of is a pair of skates Roller blades Jimmy, no one skates anymore Don't tell me you're taking up roller blading? … Continue reading You only live once #AtoZChallenge
Weight not want not #AprilAtoZChallenge
Where are you off to today Bernie? Shopping with Julie Again?I predict the smell the credit card melting I'm not buying anything; we're just looking Are you not well? I'm buying nothing until I lose weight You must have lost some weight by now. Don't start with me Jimmy You're the one eating sneaky rasher … Continue reading Weight not want not #AprilAtoZChallenge
Quark and Quinoa
BERNIE! WHAT? WHAT'S THIS WHITE STUFF ON MY PLATE QUARK WHAT? QUARK WHY ARE YOU MAKING DUCK NOISES? WHAT? WILL YOU JUST COME IN TO THE KITCHEN What? What's this white stuff on my plate? Quark, I told you Ducks quack QUARK ... it's a cheese Jimmy Why didn't you just say cheese? And what's … Continue reading Quark and Quinoa
Calories
Are you having a fry up Bernie? Are you having a laugh Jimmy? Why? You know I'm on a diet Don't be ridiculous Thanks for your support Jimmy You don't need to lose weight. You're grand as you are I'm not having a fry A bleedin' sausage isn't going to kill you Bernie Maybe if … Continue reading Calories
Diary of a Dublin Housewife 