Jimmy is getting as bad as me ma. Here’s me trying to pack me suitcase and he’s bending me ear over that bloody virus.
- You’re not still going are ye?
- Yeah, why wouldn’t I be?
- It’s not safe with this coronavirus, Bernie.
- We’ll be grand
- Why would you be grand and they’re dropping like flies all over the world?
- Exactly. It’s already in Ireland, so if I’m going to get it, I’ll get it here.
- That’s ridiculous.
- Why is it ridiculous? Sure there’s plane loads of Italians wandering around Temple Bar as we speak. I’ll probably be safer in Benidorm than you are at home.
- I don’t go near Temple Bar, I’m going nowhere until this is sorted, and I don’t think you should either.
- Look Jimmy, it’s been a long winter. I need a bit of sun on me back.
- It’s more than sun you’ll get, Bernie.
- I’m booked and paid for, and I’m going. Now get out of me way, Julie will be here in a few minutes.
- What will you do if they put you on lockdown?
- I’ll be grand, sure I’ve packed enough for a fortnight.
- You’ll be confined to your room. What sort of a holiday is that?
- We’ve got a balcony with a sea view, we can still sunbathe and we can stock up in Super Sol as soon as we arrive.
- I thought you were all inclusive?
- A few extra bottles of gin never did anyone any harm, ask your ma.
- No need to bring my ma into this.
- She’s the one stocking up since she heard alcohol kills the virus.
- Yeah, and who gave her that bit of advice?
- My ma was just being helpful.
- Turning my ma into an alco.
- She didn’t need much turning, Jimmy.
- Ah now, there’s no need for that sort of talk, Bernie.
- Leave it out will you, Jimmy. Julie’s outside in the Taxi. Here,carry that suitcase down the stairs for me.
- Jesus, what have you got in here…bricks?
- I told you, I’m bringing an extra few bits, just in case.
- What kind of bits?
- A box of Barry’s teabags, jaffa cakes, a couple of packets of Mikado, A 12 pack of Tayto, a Brennans batch loaf, a pound of Kerrygold…
- And you said your ma was mad? Are you sure you haven’t got a four stone bag of potatoes in here?
- Don’t be silly, Jimmy, sure I don’t want me bag to be overweight.
- You’re going to be disappointed if they don’t put you on lock down, Bernie Rose.
- Can’t argue with you on that one Jimmy. Sure five days is never enough.
Poor Jimmy, he’s an awful worrier God bless him. Adios amigos 🙂
Is it true that, about the alcohol killing the virus? Asking for a friend.
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Ha, I think I they mean the alcohol in the sand sanitizer helps fend off germs, but hey tell your ‘friend’ to go for it, don’t take any chances, 😉😝😝😝🙈🙈🙈
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I didn’t know we were supposed to drink the hand sanitizer… I’ll tell ‘her’ to stick to the wine.
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😂😂😂😂
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Brilliant. Glad you took the Tayto.
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And the batch loaf for a sambo 😍
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Heeheehee! Hope you are having a grand time, indeed.
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