Bottle Banks and bloody kids

  Having grown up kids still living at home can take it's toll. They're worse than babies. I think I had it easier when I was changing nappies. I'm not the only one either. I met Barbara from up the road on the way to the recycling depot. How was your Christmas, Bernie? Same shite … Continue reading Bottle Banks and bloody kids

A New Tears day

  So, I'm back. It's been a long time and a lot has happened since 2018, and  if New Years day was anything to go by, I'm in for a rough ride in 2019.  The year started  off in me mas... I had the mother of all hangovers after the New Years Eve celebrations. We … Continue reading A New Tears day

Meeting

I swear, the more kids I've had, the more they drove me mad. I don't remember having the same trouble with Kylie as I do with Coco. She's a right cheeky madame, even started spelling her name with a K. Thinks she's one of them Kardashian girls. " What's wrong with Coco Chanel, who you … Continue reading Meeting

Lily of the valley. #AprilAtoZ

You've gone mad on the veg again Bernie. Have I? Carrots, cauliflower, broccoli, parsnips. They're good for you. I'll be farting in Technicolor after this lot Don't you always? Did you forget the peas? You don't like garden peas. I like a few Yasser marrow fats. I haven't time to be steeping marrowfat peas Jimmy … Continue reading Lily of the valley. #AprilAtoZ

Zumba #AprilAtoZChallenge

Last day of the challenge and I'm leaving you all in a sweat. (me, not you) I got to wear the leggings and sweatband again ( Koko is mortified, but I don't care) and I've finally found a fun way to exercise and keep fit. I've ditched the diet and joined Zumbaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa  😉 Are you … Continue reading Zumba #AprilAtoZChallenge