Jimmy isn’t coping too well with the heat these days, actually, he’s a narky bolix to be honest…and the girls aren’t helping with their clothing…or lack of

• Can you give me a lift to work da, I’m running late
• Well you’d better hurry up and get dressed then, I’m picking Mick up in ten minutes
• I am dressed
• I thought you said you were going to work?
• I am
• Dressed like that?
• Like what?
• Like you’re off to a beach party
• Its 22degrees ouside da and it’s not even eight o’clock yet. What do you want me to wear?
• Your work clothes if you’re going to work
• The boss said we can dress casual during the Heatwave
• So where do you work now? Love Island?
• Stop being so dramatic da
• I’m not being dramatic, I just don’t think that’s appropriate clothing for work in an insurance office
• You’re jealous,just because you have to wear your overalls
• Well I’d hardly being going on site in a mankini now would I ?
• Jesus da, why did you put that image into me head?
•  Could you not put a cardigan on at least?
• A cardigan? Who do you think I am…your ma?
• Don’t be so cheeky, you’ll be thrown out of that job you will
• …and why would they throw me out?
• If you carry on going in half naked, they will
• I’m not half naked da, I’m wearing a skirt and a top
• That’s not a skirt Koko…it’s a bleedin’ belt
• Stop carrying on like an aul one da . D’ye know what, forget the lift, I’ll get the bus
• You will not; get into the van now. You’re not walking to the bus stop like that
• Are you serious da?
• Yes I am, and here put my jacket across your knee. You’ll give Mick a heart attack this hour of the morning
• I’m sure Mick has seen a pair of legs da
• It’s not your legs I’m worried about him seeing
• Jesus da, you’re getting worse.  Ma, talk to him will you!

I’m keeping out of it