Jimmy isn’t coping too well with the heat these days, actually, he’s a narky bolix to be honest…and the girls aren’t helping with their clothing…or lack of
- Can you give me a lift to work da, I’m running late
- Well you’d better hurry up and get dressed then, I’m picking Mick up in ten minutes
- I am dressed
- I thought you said you were going to work?
- I am
- Dressed like that?
- Like what?
- Like you’re off to a beach party
- Its 22degrees ouside da and it’s not even eight o’clock yet. What do you want me to wear?
- Your work clothes if you’re going to work
- The boss said we can dress casual during the Heatwave
- So where do you work now? Love Island?
- Stop being so dramatic da
- I’m not being dramatic, I just don’t think that’s appropriate clothing for work in an insurance office
- You’re jealous,just because you have to wear your overalls
- Well I’d hardly being going on site in a mankini now would I ?
- Jesus da, why did you put that image into me head?
- Could you not put a cardigan on at least?
- A cardigan? Who do you think I am…your ma?
- Don’t be so cheeky, you’ll be thrown out of that job you will
- …and why would they throw me out?
- If you carry on going in half naked, they will
- I’m not half naked da, I’m wearing a skirt and a top
- That’s not a skirt Koko…it’s a bleedin’ belt
- Stop carrying on like an aul one da . D’ye know what, forget the lift, I’ll get the bus
- You will not; get into the van now. You’re not walking to the bus stop like that
- Are you serious da?
- Yes I am, and here put my jacket across your knee. You’ll give Mick a heart attack this hour of the morning
- I’m sure Mick has seen a pair of legs da
- It’s not your legs I’m worried about him seeing
- Jesus da, you’re getting worse. Ma, talk to him will you!
I’m keeping out of it
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lol! Well, sometimes functional clothing is also sexy clothing. 😉
Not a skirt up your arse though 🙄
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Dad’s have it rough.
Eh no they don’t
He loves his little girl, and he knows what those nasty boys are thinking since he used to be one. Heeheehee!
Dirt birds 😂😂😂😂