- See some poor young one ended up in hospital because she held her farts in for too long.
- Why would she hold her farts in?
- She didn’t want to let one off in front of her new boyfriend.
- Could she not do it when she wasn’t with him?
- Surely she wasn’t with him 24/7?
- She could leave the room when she felt the urge.
- Like you, you mean?
- There isn’t always time.
- I bloody know.
- I couldn’t hold it in.
- I bloody know.
- It’s bad for you to hold it in. That poor girl just proved my point.
- God help her.
- As my da always used to say, it’s better out than your eye.
And he always does what his da told him 😳
Diary of a Dublin Housewife 
oh my goodness – this is too funny today!!!
LikeLiked by 2 people
🤭🤭🤭
LikeLike
Well it all sounds fishy to me….
LikeLiked by 1 person
Here I sit brokenhearted, came to poop but only farted.
You started it!
😂😂😂
LikeLiked by 2 people
You’re as bad as Jimmy. :p
LikeLike
😂😂😂 tell Jimmy I got more jokes to share. But it’ll cost him a pint or two. Thanks for the chuckle 🤭
LikeLiked by 1 person
No better man yo nuy you a pint 😋
LikeLike
Heeheehee! What happened to that young one isn’t funny, but the way you talk about it is.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Her appendix nearly ruptured 🥴 imagine being that worried about what a fella thinks of you 🙄🤣
LikeLike
This would not be a problem in our house. Weekends In Maine
LikeLiked by 1 person
🤣🤣🤣 its definitely not a problem here either 🤭
LikeLiked by 1 person