Eat pray love

  • Rome or India?
  • For what?
  • A break away.
  • Oh lovely, but you know I can’t go anywhere until the end of June.
  • I meant on my own.
  • On your own? Seriously?
  • Yeah, why not.
  • You hate being on your own.
  • No I don’t.
  • You get koko to sleep with you when I stay over in my mas.
  • That’s just because we want to watch  our series on Netflix in bed.
  • So why do you want to go away on your own?
  • I need to find myself, Jimmy.
  • Would you ever feck off.
  • What?
  • Find yourself? Look in the mirror.  There you are.
  • No, I mean the inner me.
  • Ah stop, have you been talking to Geraldine?
  • No, why would I?
  • Because she’s always on about chackras and deep meaningful shite.
  • This has nothing to do with my chackras, I just want to get away.
  • Is this to do with hoovering the stairs and cleaning the jax again?
  • No, feck sake,Jimmy.
  • Well why are you going all Julia Roberts lately?
  • I just want to do something different with my life.
  • You need a hobby.
  • Oh my god, are you for real? You think I should start knitting or collecting stamps?
  • I was thinking more in the line of pottery or…
  • Pottery? I don’t want to make wonky bowls down the community centre.
  • Dressmaking then, you used to make lovely dresses for the girls when they were small.
  • You’re annoying me now,Jimmy.
  • I’m only trying to help.
  • You really want to help?
  • Yeah.
  • Go to the pub with Anto.
  • Are you trying to get rid of me?
  • Truthfully? Yeah.
  • Oh I get it. You want time on your own. No bother. I’ll just get me jacket.
  • See you later.
  • If you find yourself when I’m gone, maybe you can follow me for a pint?
  • Will do.
  • Oh and Bernie, dont be worrying about hoovering the stairs.
  • I wasn’t.
  • Good, sure you can always hoover tomorrow.

What am I going to do with him? 🙄🤭

19 thoughts on “Eat pray love

  1. You unfailingly make me laugh! I reckon Rome…just think how annoying you could be telling him about those sexy Italian men chasing you 😉 and whatever you don, don’t Hoover or clean the loo yet!

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  2. You know, I reckon you’d look for yourself, and when you found her, she’d have your Jimmy with her. I love Rome, but I’d never want to go there alone. Take Jimmy and just don’t talk to him 🙂

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      1. Rome’s one of the few cities I’d still be up to visiting. I love Italy. Can’t really see the point of visiting places where I don’t like the food, speak the language or have much interest in the culture.

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