- Rome or India?
- For what?
- A break away.
- Oh lovely, but you know I can’t go anywhere until the end of June.
- I meant on my own.
- On your own? Seriously?
- Yeah, why not.
- You hate being on your own.
- No I don’t.
- You get koko to sleep with you when I stay over in my mas.
- That’s just because we want to watch our series on Netflix in bed.
- So why do you want to go away on your own?
- I need to find myself, Jimmy.
- Would you ever feck off.
- What?
- Find yourself? Look in the mirror. There you are.
- No, I mean the inner me.
- Ah stop, have you been talking to Geraldine?
- No, why would I?
- Because she’s always on about chackras and deep meaningful shite.
- This has nothing to do with my chackras, I just want to get away.
- Is this to do with hoovering the stairs and cleaning the jax again?
- No, feck sake,Jimmy.
- Well why are you going all Julia Roberts lately?
- I just want to do something different with my life.
- You need a hobby.
- Oh my god, are you for real? You think I should start knitting or collecting stamps?
- I was thinking more in the line of pottery or…
- Pottery? I don’t want to make wonky bowls down the community centre.
- Dressmaking then, you used to make lovely dresses for the girls when they were small.
- You’re annoying me now,Jimmy.
- I’m only trying to help.
- You really want to help?
- Yeah.
- Go to the pub with Anto.
- Are you trying to get rid of me?
- Truthfully? Yeah.
- Oh I get it. You want time on your own. No bother. I’ll just get me jacket.
- See you later.
- If you find yourself when I’m gone, maybe you can follow me for a pint?
- Will do.
- Oh and Bernie, dont be worrying about hoovering the stairs.
- I wasn’t.
- Good, sure you can always hoover tomorrow.
What am I going to do with him? 🙄🤭
Diary of a Dublin Housewife 
The same thing we all do, roll your eyes and stick around for the long term. Although a holiday certainly is in order for the short term.
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Most definitely 😎
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I think you need a vaca, and either of those places sound just right.
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I most definitely do need one 😘
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You unfailingly make me laugh! I reckon Rome…just think how annoying you could be telling him about those sexy Italian men chasing you 😉 and whatever you don, don’t Hoover or clean the loo yet!
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Oh believe me, the hoover itself is gathering dust. I could do with a sexy Italian alright 🥰
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When I complain about the dist, my hubby tells me to take my glasses off.
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I do that when Im not in the mood, its a pity my visitors don’t do the same when they walk in the front door 🤭
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There just no getting away from the fact that men are absolutely unthinking! Let’s get up a party and get away from them !
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“Find yourself? Look in the mirror. There you are.” This almost made me fall out of my chair. Hilarious.
I’d say Rome but it depends on what you’re trying to do (other than finding yourself).
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I’m never showing this to my wife. 😉 – Marty
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Chicken , haha
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You know, I reckon you’d look for yourself, and when you found her, she’d have your Jimmy with her. I love Rome, but I’d never want to go there alone. Take Jimmy and just don’t talk to him 🙂
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More than likely, he’d be there, still winding me up. Ive never been to Rome. Watch this space 🤩
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I haven’t been there for years, but I used to know it quite well. We almost went to live there when we were 21 but chickened out.
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It looks fabulous. Its definitely on my list 😍
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Rome’s one of the few cities I’d still be up to visiting. I love Italy. Can’t really see the point of visiting places where I don’t like the food, speak the language or have much interest in the culture.
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Why pick? Plan trips to both Rome and India! Life’s too short.Weekends In Maine
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You’re dead right xxx
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