- Ma, can you look after Beyoncè? Ive to bring Jay -Z to the hospital.
- What happened him this time?
- He fell in the yard in school, split his knee.
- Again? Its a wonder that child has a pair of trousers to his name.
- I think he’ll need stitches, again.
- Holy mother of divine, that child’s had enough stitches to run up a suit.
- I’m just glad it happened in school this time, they’re starting to give me funny looks everytime I turn up at A&E with him.
- Don’t be minding them, sure weren’t you as bad at his age, always falling off the roof.
- I didn’t always fall, your sons had a lot to do with it, and Kylie was as bad.
- You were as bad as the lot of them, don’t be acting the poor defenceless me.
- No sympathy from you, as per.
- Leave it out,Whitney. Sympathy doesn’t pay the bills. Anyway how is JZ bearing up?
- Not a bother, sitting here eating a choc ice.
- He’s made of steel that fella.
- Literally.
- Bionic, just like his mammy.
Diary of a Dublin Housewife 
Funny and clever–as always:) Cheers for the goofy grin that’s sitting on my face as I type out this comment.
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Happy I made you smile 😃 😊 😀
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Those children will about put you in the grave. My firstborn son had 3 trips to the emergency room, two trips to the doctor for emergencies, and 8 calls to the poison control center by his 3rd birthday. How i had the steel to have more children i do not understand.
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Bad enough dealing with my own but then I’ve to deal with their kids too 😏 I’m too old for this lark.
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My mother lost a few brain cells dealing with all the holes I put in the knees of my school uniform trousers as a kid. She even got trousers with steel-reinforced knee patches and I put a hole through the knee on the first day! I never needed stitches though. I guess my skin was tougher than steel.
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Your poor ma. I know how she felt🤣🤣🤣
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I was up and down to the hospital with the eldest. He was was known by name! He had a catalogue of horrendous accidents…on the few occasions I turned up with one of the other boys it threw them all off kilter!
I hope the lad is okay now? 💜
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Hope the stitches heal quickly before the next round! Weekends In Maine
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That won’t be long 😒🤣
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Those children behave like they are bionic don’t they? Maybe steel lined pants?
Clearly Crazy
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Sounds like a plan 🤣
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I love the kids’ names! This one I will remember: “that child’s had enough stitches to run up a suit.”
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Swear to god, they’re wild 🤣
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🙂
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You are so funny! Haha!
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😁😁😁
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