Obituary of a dieting housewife #AtoZChallenge

Best know for her love of karaoke and vodka shots, Bernie Rose Violet lived a full and happy life...until she decided to go on a diet. ''That was the day the music died for me'' Bernie said, as she nibbled on a celery stick, and sipped her low cal iced water with a dash of … Continue reading Obituary of a dieting housewife #AtoZChallenge

Nice legs shame about the face #AtoZChallenge

Monday with Maisie and she still just says what she's thinking. I don't know how she gets away with it ... Are you still watching your weight Bernie? Along with everyone else ma So how's it going? It's not Those bloody diets are a waste of bloody time anyway Tell me about it And all … Continue reading Nice legs shame about the face #AtoZChallenge

Keto, Koko and the Kardashians #AtoZChallenge

Ma, you should do that Keto diet What's that when it's at home Koko? You're allowed eat loads of chocolate and cheese and cream and all the high in fat stuff You're making this up I am not. The Kardashians swear by it Oh well if the Kardashians swear by it, it must be great … Continue reading Keto, Koko and the Kardashians #AtoZChallenge

Jumping jacks and sweaty backs #AtoZchallenge

Heya Maro Hey Bernie.Where have you been? And what's with the headband?You look like an extra from Fame I was at the gym You! Joined a gym? Seriously Bernie? Well, not exactly joined You either joined or you didn't Well,I went for a free trial, Just to see if I like it And? I didn't … Continue reading Jumping jacks and sweaty backs #AtoZchallenge

Itsy Bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikini #AtoZchallenge

I went shopping today with Julie to take my mind off the diet but easier said than done... So what are you buying today Ber? I need a new swimsuit Lets go over to Penneys so. Their bikinis are only a fiver. We can get one in every colour I won't be wearing a bikini … Continue reading Itsy Bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikini #AtoZchallenge