- Ma, you should do that Keto diet
- What’s that when it’s at home Koko?
- You’re allowed eat loads of chocolate and cheese and cream and all the high in fat stuff
- You’re making this up
- I am not. The Kardashians swear by it
- Oh well if the Kardashians swear by it, it must be great so
- Don’t be sarcastic ma. I’m trying to help you here
- I’m sorry love but, you never shut up about them bleedin’ Kardashian shower
- Well, look at their bodies, it’s obviously working
- The fat is obviously travelling down to their arses…which is where I want to get rid of it
- They’re implants ma, don’t be stupid
- Well, excuse me
- So what does this diet involve then?
- It’s low carb, high fat; something to do with turning fat into ketones
- It’s all double dutch to me Koko
- Basically, your fat is burned quicker so you lose weight quicker
- What’s the catch?
- No catch, you eat more fats that carbohydrates
- So no potatoes or pasta then?
- Well, I think you can eat some, but not as much
- I suppose it’s worth a go
- I’ll do it with you ma
- There’s not a pick on you as it is Koko
- It’s healthy as well ma. You’re always telling me to stop eating shite
- I’ll make a shopping list
- Don’t forget the chocolate ma
- Jaysis, it doesn’t sound too healthy to me
- Oh, and you still have to excercise
- I knew there was a catch!
Diary of a Dublin Housewife 
There’s always a catch, i know. And those Kardashian people have chefs, too. It would be easy to be skinny as a rail if i had a chef and a personal trainer and all the time in the world.
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Me too Mimi. But to be fair would you like an arse like the back of a bus like that Kim one???
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“Ooh, I just heard of this great diet where you can eat as much as you want of whatever you want!”
“Sign me up!” (reads fine print) “What’s this bullshit about exercising?”
And the devil laughed and laughed and laughed.
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😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Loved your take on keto!
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