Best know for her love of karaoke and vodka shots, Bernie Rose Violet lived a full and happy life...until she decided to go on a diet. ''That was the day the music died for me'' Bernie said, as she nibbled on a celery stick, and sipped her low cal iced water with a dash of … Continue reading Obituary of a dieting housewife #AtoZChallenge
Month: April 2018
Nice legs shame about the face #AtoZChallenge
Monday with Maisie and she still just says what she's thinking. I don't know how she gets away with it ... Are you still watching your weight Bernie? Along with everyone else ma So how's it going? It's not Those bloody diets are a waste of bloody time anyway Tell me about it And all … Continue reading Nice legs shame about the face #AtoZChallenge
Under Pressure #AtoZChallenge
Hey Ber Hey Julie What's up with you? You've a face on you like a slapped arse Don't you start What? I'm only joking Well I'm sick of people passing comment Like who? Everyone What are they saying? That I'm a boring shite Who said that? Cheeky fuckers Tina Ah don't mind her, she'd hardly … Continue reading Under Pressure #AtoZChallenge
Pass remarkable pals#AtoZChallenge
You know the 'friends' that haven't a bleedin' clue but comment anyway! You coming for a pint tonight Ber? Not tonight Tina, I'm saving myself for the weekend Are you not well? I'm grand, just watching me weight Are you still on about your weight? What do you mean 'STILL on about my weight'? … Continue reading Pass remarkable pals#AtoZChallenge
MCDonalds #AtoZChallenge
How's the diet coming along? Don't mention diets to me. I've a pain in me swiss with diets What one is it now? Well, I'm meant to be on the keto one, but all I seem to do is eat eggs, fish,meat, chicken cheese and chocolate Doesn't sound too bad to me, and you … Continue reading MCDonalds #AtoZChallenge
Line Dancing #AtoZChallenge
Alice next door goes to the community centre up the road five days a week. She does loads of stuff like, chair aerobics, (don't ask), Pilates, flower arranging and tai chi. I don't know where she gets her energy from. Someone (Jimmy big mouth) told her I was trying to keep fit so she invited … Continue reading Line Dancing #AtoZChallenge
Keto, Koko and the Kardashians #AtoZChallenge
Ma, you should do that Keto diet What's that when it's at home Koko? You're allowed eat loads of chocolate and cheese and cream and all the high in fat stuff You're making this up I am not. The Kardashians swear by it Oh well if the Kardashians swear by it, it must be great … Continue reading Keto, Koko and the Kardashians #AtoZChallenge
Jumping jacks and sweaty backs #AtoZchallenge
Heya Maro Hey Bernie.Where have you been? And what's with the headband?You look like an extra from Fame I was at the gym You! Joined a gym? Seriously Bernie? Well, not exactly joined You either joined or you didn't Well,I went for a free trial, Just to see if I like it And? I didn't … Continue reading Jumping jacks and sweaty backs #AtoZchallenge
Itsy Bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikini #AtoZchallenge
I went shopping today with Julie to take my mind off the diet but easier said than done... So what are you buying today Ber? I need a new swimsuit Lets go over to Penneys so. Their bikinis are only a fiver. We can get one in every colour I won't be wearing a bikini … Continue reading Itsy Bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikini #AtoZchallenge
Health is wealth #AtoZChallenge
Day seven of my non diet and I'm afraid to stand on the scales. I went around to me mas to get away from all the Easter chocolate in my gaff... A diet? A diet? You're on a diet? Don't keep saying it ma Why are you on a diet? Just for the craic, why … Continue reading Health is wealth #AtoZChallenge
Diary of a Dublin Housewife 