What were you doing in my knicker drawer by the way? What? You said you saw my Bisto tin in my knicker drawer. I was packing a bag for you. Because you found my running away money? No, because you were in hospital having the twins and you asked me to bring in more … Continue reading Knickers#AprilAtoZChallenge

Big bum #AtoZChallenge

I've a pain in my arse ('scuse the pun) looking for something to wear that doesn't make me look like Miss Piggy after a five course meal... Does my bum look big in this Jimmy? Ah jaysis Bernie, not that old chestnut again Well does it? No Liar Yes then Seriously? Jaysis I don't know … Continue reading Big bum #AtoZChallenge