Whitney dropped in to visit me ma. I should have known she'd be spilling the beans on me when I was young. She has a memory like an elephant that aul one I swear to God... Howya nanny I'm grand love. How are you? I'm alright Come over to me so I can see … Continue reading Ripped #AtoZChallenge

Me sister Phillo is with me ma today so I dropped round to Julie for a chat. Put the kettle on Julie will ye, me head is banging What's up with you? Me ma, that's what's up What did she do now Apart from breath you mean? Ah Bernie, she's not that bad Not that … Continue reading I will survive #AtoZChallenge

  Heya ma, what do you want in the shops? Nothing What do you mean nothing? I told you I'd go shopping when I got back from my gaff Well you're too late Why am I too late? Jaysis I was only gone two hours The gays went for me Who? The gays Who are … Continue reading Gay as Christmas #AtoZChallenge