• Where’s the pancakes ma?
• I didn’t make any
• Why not?
• I’m on a diet
• Well I’m not
• Well you make them then
• I can’t
• You’re out of luck so
• Ah ma
• Ah ma me arse, you should be trying to support me on me diet Kylie, not looking for bleedin’ pancakes of a Tuesday
• But it’s ‘PANCAKE’ Tuesday ma
• I don’t care if it’s Apocalypse Tuesday. I’m not making any bloody pancakes
• What does da have to say about that?
• Nothing. He’s supporting me with my diet
• He’s gone to grannies for pancakes isn’t he?
• Yeah
• See ye later ma
• Where are you going? What about your dinner?
• I’ll be back later…keep it warm for me
• It’s a bleedin’ salad
• Whatever, see ye in a bit Ma
•  Kylie Bernadette Rosaleen Violet, come back here NOW
• I won’t be long
• I know where you’re going
• ……….
• TELL YOUR DA HIS DINNER IS READY…AND BRING ME BACK A PANCAKE

Well, if you can’t beat them, join them. Anyway lent starts tomorrow. I’ll start me diet tomorrow  🙂