Ham sandwich

~ Diary of a Dublin housewife

anniversary- blog

I’m a full year  on my blog. Jaysis that year flew in. I was delira with meself until Jimmy  ruined it by bein’ being a bit of a bollix .

  • I just got an anniversary message Jimmy
  • It’s not our anniversary ’til April
  • No, the anniversary of me blog. A full year
  • Well done Bernie. Sure jaysis all ye ever wrote before was yer shoppin’ list
  • I never wrote a shoppin’ list in me life
  • Well ye should. Ye know we’re out of  ham
  • Ham? Is that all you’re worried about? bleedin’ ham
  • Well I was goin’ to make a sambo and all there is is cheese
  • Well make a cheese sambo den
  • I wanted ham but
  • Well you’re ou’ve luck der Jimmy
  • When are you goin’ shoppin’?
  • When I’m ready
  • When will you be ready?
  • I don’t know. I’ve to write me blog
  • You and dat feckin’ blog. Jaysis yer always at it
  • Fuck off, I am not, and ye can go de shops yerself now for that
  • For what?
  • Moanin’ about me writing
  • I wasn’t moaning. I’m just starving
  • Well ye know where the shops are
  • Are you writing about me again?
  • I wouldn’t waste the lead in me pencil.
  • Ye don’t use a pencil Ber
  • Well, I wouldn’t waste me ink then
  • Dat’s lovely
  • You never even said congratulations
  • for what?
  • Jaysis Jimmy, do you not be listening? Me blog anniversary
  • Oh right. Congrats Ber, well done. That’s deadly so it is.
  • Don’t go overboard Jimmy. I’m still not going to the shops for your ham
  • Jaysis. You’re never bleedin’ happy
  • I’ll be happy when you piss off and leave me alone
  • Are you in your flowers Bernie?
  • Fuck off Jimmy
  • I was only asking. You’re in an awful mood today
  • ‘Cause you’re annoying me
  • Sorry for breathing
  • So you should be
  • Jaysis… Women!!
  • Jaysis… Men!!

Dey really do know how to wreck you buzz don’t they?

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  9. Have you been listening in at my house? Bud is jealous of my blog. He’s never been jealous of anything else except food. He never worries that I’ll run around on him, but he hates it if I cook around on him.

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