I’m a full year on my blog. Jaysis that year flew in. I was delira with meself until Jimmy ruined it by bein’ being a bit of a bollix .
- I just got an anniversary message Jimmy
- It’s not our anniversary ’til April
- No, the anniversary of me blog. A full year
- Well done Bernie. Sure jaysis all ye ever wrote before was yer shoppin’ list
- I never wrote a shoppin’ list in me life
- Well ye should. Ye know we’re out of ham
- Ham? Is that all you’re worried about? bleedin’ ham
- Well I was goin’ to make a sambo and all there is is cheese
- Well make a cheese sambo den
- I wanted ham but
- Well you’re ou’ve luck der Jimmy
- When are you goin’ shoppin’?
- When I’m ready
- When will you be ready?
- I don’t know. I’ve to write me blog
- You and dat feckin’ blog. Jaysis yer always at it
- Fuck off, I am not, and ye can go de shops yerself now for that
- For what?
- Moanin’ about me writing
- I wasn’t moaning. I’m just starving
- Well ye know where the shops are
- Are you writing about me again?
- I wouldn’t waste the lead in me pencil.
- Ye don’t use a pencil Ber
- Well, I wouldn’t waste me ink then
- Dat’s lovely
- You never even said congratulations
- for what?
- Jaysis Jimmy, do you not be listening? Me blog anniversary
- Oh right. Congrats Ber, well done. That’s deadly so it is.
- Don’t go overboard Jimmy. I’m still not going to the shops for your ham
- Jaysis. You’re never bleedin’ happy
- I’ll be happy when you piss off and leave me alone
- Are you in your flowers Bernie?
- Fuck off Jimmy
- I was only asking. You’re in an awful mood today
- ‘Cause you’re annoying me
- Sorry for breathing
- So you should be
- Jaysis… Women!!
- Jaysis… Men!!
Dey really do know how to wreck you buzz don’t they?
Diary of a Dublin Housewife 
Happy anniversary!
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Cheers 🙂
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Happy Anniversary, Bernie! 🎉🎉 Tell Jimmy I said to stop wreckin your buzz and go an get his own bleedin ham. 😜
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Thanks Carolann. He went de chipper in a mood . Gave me a dirty look when I asked him to bring me back a whirly burger . He’s an awful gobshite sometimes.
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Happy Anniversary. Hilarious post as always.
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Cheers Antonia…ah ye have to laugh don’t ye? xxx
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You write brilliant dialogue. I’d love to see this as a movie.
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God help us if Jimmy ever hit the big screen…jaysis. Have you red my post called ‘Oscar’?
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Happy anniversary 😀
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Thanks Luv 😉
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Happy Anniversary! Love reading your posts- thanks for the laughs! (Jimmy can wait!).
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Jimmy is a gobshite
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Hilarious!
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Congratulations! Yes, they can be wet blankets.
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Tell me about it hun. xxx
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What a good ramble. I enjoyed the laugh. Jimmy should go and get himself some hamburger. Happy anniversary 😊
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Thanks Jacqueline
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A pleasure 🙂
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Have you been listening in at my house? Bud is jealous of my blog. He’s never been jealous of anything else except food. He never worries that I’ll run around on him, but he hates it if I cook around on him.
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haha, nice one. Men can be such door knobs. xxx
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Happy belated blog-o-versary…well done and good on yer! Keep it up – cheers!
😀
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Ah cheers. I’m delira and excira 😉
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Happy Blogiversary Bernie. ‘Twas a darker, misery-streaked Internet without you.
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Ah thanks Tara. I try me best to keep a bit of humour goin’ on 😉
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Congrats, Bernie – and stick to your guns – ham, indeed ;o)
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Men wha’ !😋
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A bit belated I admit but “Happy Anniversary!” 🙂
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