Ham sandwich

~ Diary of a Dublin housewife

anniversary- blog

 

I’m a full year  on my blog. Jaysis that year flew in. I was delira with meself until Jimmy  ruined it by bein’ being a bit of a bollix .

  • I just got an anniversary message Jimmy
  • It’s not our anniversary ’til April
  • No, the anniversary of me blog. A full year
  • Well done Bernie. Sure jaysis all ye ever wrote before was yer shoppin’ list
  • I never wrote a shoppin’ list in me life
  • Well ye should. Ye know we’re out of  ham
  • Ham? Is that all you’re worried about? bleedin’ ham
  • Well I was goin’ te make a sambo and all der is is cheese
  • Well make a cheese sambo den
  • I wanted ham bu’
  • Well you’re ou’ve luck der Jimmy
  • When are ye goin’ shoppin’?
  • When I’m ready
  • When will you be ready?
  • I don’t know. I’ve to write me blog
  • You and dat feckin’ blog. Jaysis yer always at it
  • Fuck off, I am not, and ye can go de shops yerself now for dat
  • For what?
  • Moanin’ about me writin’
  • I wasn’t moanin’. I’m just starvin’
  • Well ye know where de shops are
  • Are you writin’ about me again
  • I wouldn’t waste de lead in me pencil on ye
  • Ye don’t use a pencil Ber
  • Well, I wouldn’t waste me ink den, ye big gobshite
  • Dat’s lovely talk alrigh’
  • Ye never even said congratulations
  • for wha’?
  • Jaysis Jimmy, do you not be listenin’ te me? Me blog anniversary
  • Oh righ’. Congrats Ber, well done. Dat’s deadly so it is. Brillo pads altogether
  • Don’t go overboard Jimmy. I’m still not goin’ de shops for yer ham
  • Jaysis. You’re never bleedin’ happy
  • I’ll be happy when you piss off and leave me alone
  • Are you in yer flowers Bernie?
  • Fuck off Jimmy
  • I was only askin’. Yer in an awful mood today
  • ‘Cause you’re annoyin’ me
  • Sorry for breathin’
  • So ye should be
  • Jaysis… Women!!
  • Jaysis… Men!!

Dey really do know how te wreck yer buzz don’t dey?

28 thoughts on “Ham sandwich”

  9. Have you been listening in at my house? Bud is jealous of my blog. He’s never been jealous of anything else except food. He never worries that I’ll run around on him, but he hates it if I cook around on him.

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