Ride Sally ride

  • Sally Burke is working over in the new Lidls Jimmy
  • Who?
  • Sally Burke. I thought you used to go out with her
  • I did in me bollix
  • Anto said ye did
  • Don’t mind Anto, he only talks shite
  • So ye never  took her out then?
  • The bleedin’ tide wouldn’t take her out Bernie
  • Ah that’s rough Jimmy
  • She’s a face on her like a bag of spanners, now that’s rough
  • I didn’t think she was that bad Jimmy, a bit plain as me ma would say
  • Plain ugly ye mean. Sure she could eat an apple through a letterbox
  • So you never gave her the ride then?
  • I wouldn’t ride that one if she came with pedals Bernie
  • Don’t hold back now Jimmy will ye…

15 thoughts on “Ride Sally ride

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s