Dreams of an everyday housewife.

Is this it,Jimmy?What?Life.What do you mean?Get up, get washed, get dressed, have breakfast, hoover the stairs. Same shite everyday.You don't hoover the stairs everyday.You know what I mean. Housework,  cooking, cleaning. It's all I do.You go to the supermarket.Be still my beating heart.What do you want to do?I want a bit of excitement before I … Continue reading Dreams of an everyday housewife.

Weight not want not #AprilAtoZChallenge

Where are you off to today Bernie? Shopping with Julie Again?I predict the smell the credit card melting I'm not buying anything; we're just looking Are you not well? I'm buying nothing until I lose weight You must have lost some weight by now. Don't start with me Jimmy You're the one eating sneaky rasher … Continue reading Weight not want not #AprilAtoZChallenge

Itsy Bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikini #AtoZchallenge

I went shopping today with Julie to take my mind off the diet but easier said than done... So what are you buying today Ber? I need a new swimsuit Lets go over to Penneys so. Their bikinis are only a fiver. We can get one in every colour I won't be wearing a bikini … Continue reading Itsy Bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikini #AtoZchallenge