Got me hair done this morning, met Julie after for a coffee and a chat…

• I love the new do Ber
• Thanks Julie. You know Jimmy said my hair is my crowning glory
• Really; what’s he looking for?
• Nothing
• Ha, be looking for his swiss roll tonight Ber
• Fuck off Julie. Can a man not give his wife a compliment now?
• Jaysis, you’re even beginning to sound like him now
• I am not
• You are so… ‘can a man not give his wife a compliment now’
• Jaysis, Jimmy is always saying that
• I told you. You’re turning into your husband
• Oh stop Julie, I am too
• Brainwashed after all these years
• Look who’s talking?
• What are you on about?
• Ray said this, Ray said that
• Fuck off, I do not
• Ye do so.
• I don’t
• You’re always at it
• Oh jaysis Bernie, you’re right.
• I know I’m right
• Holy lord, what are we like?
• Two married oul ones, that’s what
• When did we turn into our mas?
• Better turning into our mas and not their ma Julie
• God forbid and all harm Bernie
• ‘My husband and I’
• ‘My son Raymond’
• ‘My son James’
• ‘My husband William’
• ‘My Willie’
• Don’t be dirty
• Poor Willie, lord rest him
• He’s a saint in Heaven
• He was a saint on earth putting up with her
• The bould Mrs Violet
• Lily of the valley
• Lily Violet, jaysis it’s nearly as bad as Rose Violet
• Shurrup Jacintha
• Fuck off
• Did you know Jacintha is Spanish for Hyacinth
• Ye, scarleh for me
• Julie Jacintha, jaysis what was yer ma thinkin’?
• Jacintha is after me granny
• Mrs. Bouquet
• That’s what the kids pals call me
• Mine too…ha
• Scarleh for ye Julie Jacintha Violet
• Scarleh for ye Bernie Rose Violet

Flower power wha’!  🙂