Have you any spare wine ma? There's no such thing as spare wine, Whitney. Well, do you have a bottle I could borrow? You don't know the meaning of borrow. You take and never return. I do so. Where are the last dozen bottles you 'borrowed' then? When? Every time you're going out you take … Continue reading Bernie Rosé
Is Bernie morphing into Jimmy?
The pubs and off licences are all closed on Good Friday. Jimmy is not a bit pleased. You'd swear they were never going to open again. He's been pacing the house like a caged tiger all day. Sit down Jimmy will ye. You’re making me dizzy I’ve a pain in me arse … Continue reading Dry