I love going down Meath Street on Easter Saturday. The dealers have great bargains and they’re always ready for a bit of banter. I went down early on Saturday morning to get a few eggs for the ‘kids’. They’re all grown up now but they’d go mad if they didn’t get an egg from their … Continue reading Eggs -sessive 🙂
Month: April 2015
Dry
The pubs and off licences are all closed on Good Friday. Jimmy is not a bit pleased. You'd swear they were never going to open again. He's been pacing the house like a caged tiger all day. Sit down Jimmy will ye. You’re making me dizzy I’ve a pain in me arse … Continue reading Dry
Chakras
I’ve been a bit stressed lately. The kids are wrecking me buzz and Jimmy is being his usual pain in the arse. Antos wife Geraldine wants to 'fix' my aura. I didn’t know it was broken Ger Oh it is Bernie, it is How can you tell? Your aureole is very dark Me aureole? What … Continue reading Chakras
Baldy
Jimmy is very sensitive about his hairline…or lack of. I’m actually surprised he hasn’t got a comb over like his uncle Albert. One gust of wind and Albert’s locks would trail behind him like a horses mane in the grand national. I’m heading over to the barbers Bernie For what Jimmy? To have me nipple … Continue reading Baldy
Annoying Anto
Jimmy’s brother Anto can be a pain in the arse. I think he only calls over to my house to annoy me. His missus doesn’t let him watch telly or eat junk food. They don't even own a telly. Imagine not owning a telly in this day and age. Geraldine is a very new age … Continue reading Annoying Anto
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