Will I read your horoscope Jimmy? For what? So you’ll know what’s in store for you today I already know what’s in store for me today You think you do I know I do. I’m going to go to work, come home, have me dinner, watch a bit of telly, go for a pint, come … Continue reading Zodiac


I was just dozing of when the doorbell rang. Fuckin’ Jimmy went out without his key again and of course everyone else was conveniently be asleep so I had to get up…again, to let him in. I found him wobbling on the front step like a bleedin’ weeble Have you no key? I forgot it … Continue reading Weeble