There was a lovely film on the telly last night with Jennifer Aniston and Adam Sandler… The ultimate rom com.

He wasn’t a bit amused

• I’m not watching this shite Bernie
• It’s not shite. It’s romantic Jimmy
• Romantic my arse
• It is. Look at them, they don’t realise they love each other
• And we know they end up together at the end of the movie
• I like knowing they’re going to end up together
• But what’s the point of watching it if you know what’s going to happen in the end
• I told you… it’s romantic
• It’s a pile of shite Bernie
• You have no feelings Jimmy
• I’ve a feeling I’m going down the pub for a pint tonight
• You go down the pub for a pint every night
• So you know what happens then Bernie. You like knowing what happens
• I know you’ll come home pissed as usual
• I’ll do me best
• Don’t wake me up when you get in
• You’re such a romantic love
• Romantic my arse Jimmy
• But we love each other Bernie
• Don’t forget your key Jimmy

Men!