Will I read your horoscope Jimmy? For what? So you’ll know what’s in store for you today I already know what’s in store for me today You think you do I know I do. I’m going to go to work, come home, have me dinner, watch a bit of telly, go for a pint, come … Continue reading Zodiac
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Weeble
I was just dozing of when the doorbell rang. Fuckin’ Jimmy went out without his key again and of course everyone else was conveniently be asleep so I had to get up…again, to let him in. I found him wobbling on the front step like a bleedin’ weeble Have you no key? I forgot it … Continue reading Weeble
Tea
What is it about tea that Irish people think it solves all problems? I’m pregnant…have a cup of tea I crashed the car…you need a nice strong cup of tea for your nerves My fella broke up with me…he didn’t deserve you love, sit down and I’ll make you a cup of tea, you can … Continue reading Tea
Dry
The pubs and off licences are all closed on Good Friday. Jimmy is not a bit pleased. You'd swear they were never going to open again. He's been pacing the house like a caged tiger all day. Sit down Jimmy will ye. You’re making me dizzy I’ve a pain in me arse … Continue reading Dry
It must be love
There was a lovely film on the telly last night with Jennifer Aniston and Adam Sandler... The ultimate rom com. He wasn’t a bit amused I’m not watching this shite Bernie It’s not shite. It’s romantic Jimmy Romantic my arse It is. Look at them, they don’t realise they love each other And we know … Continue reading It must be love
Diary of a Dublin Housewife 