Last weeks government announcement didn't go down too well in our house. Nine more weeksNine fucking weeks.It's not funny anymore, Jimmy.It was never funny, Bernie.But it's less funny than it was the first time.Closing the pubs wasn't funny.But we thought it was only for a couple of months.If only we knew.At least we had good … Continue reading Nine Weeks
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Penney’s Hun
So, today we begin level five lockdown. Penney's is closed now for six weeks, and after yesterdays shopping spree, I'm not even sure if its enough time for them to get new stock in for Christmas. So what did you buy, Whitney?Pyjamas, For who?For everyone?Who's everyone?Da, Kylie, Jason, J.R. Koko, me two nannies, Beyoncé, Leanne...You … Continue reading Penney’s Hun
Covid Eve #level5lockdown
Level five lockdown starts at midnight with all but essential retail shops closing for six weeks, and it's like Christmas Eve out there.
Outbreak 😭
Maisie is not impressed with the new restrictions in place after the new covid19 outbreaks in the past few days. I'm not staying in again, Bernie. You don't have to stay in, ma. Just don't go out when it's busy. I'll go out when I like. They're only advising you stay in at peak times,ma. … Continue reading Outbreak 😭
Tenerife
I think we should cancel Tenerife, Bernie. You think? I thought you cancelled that weeks ago? No, I was waiting to see how things panned out. You can see how things panned out,Jimmy. It seems to be getting worse, not better. The numbers are increasing every day, Bernie. We're going nowhere this side of Christmas, … Continue reading Tenerife
Shirley Valentine #AprilAtoZ
Am I the only one who enjoyed being in isolation?
Lockdown
Ma rang me today to ask me to do a bit of shopping for her. When I got to her house, she had a shopping list ready for me... 12 tins beans 12 tins peas 12 tins fruit cocktail 12 tins tomatoes 12 tins potatoes 12 tins carrots 12 tins soup 12 jars pasta sauce … Continue reading Lockdown
