Ok so I'm cheating a bit, but as you know I've been way behind my AtoZ this month. It's not everyday that I have a conversation to relay to you, and today is one of those days so I'm lumping XY and Z in together. I only found out recently that XYZ is slang … Continue reading XYZ Rude sausage joke alert! #AtoZchallenge
Writing
#W is forWheelchair friendly #AtoZChallenge
I'm of to the bingo Jimmy This early?It's only half five I'm collecting me ma Maisie's going to bingo? I thought she couldn't walk We got a loan of a wheelchair for her Whacker Byrne has a wheelchair friendly bus now has he? No,he's bleedin' useless, so we've to walk, that's why I'm leavin' so … Continue reading #W is forWheelchair friendly #AtoZChallenge
Trick or Treat #AtozChallenge
I hate Hallowe'en. Kids these days are very cheeky. I had this one youngfella at me door with his mates last year giving me lip... Trick or treat, trick or treat give us something good to eat What do you call good now lads? Mars bars, maltesers, Yorkie bars I have apples, oranges and bananas … Continue reading Trick or Treat #AtozChallenge
Jimmy ( Running away)#AtoZChallenge
Does anyone else have a secret stash? Running away money we call it. Mine is in an old Bisto Tin. My ma gave it to me before I got married. 'But a few bob in there whenever you can. You never know the day or the hour you might need to get out Bernie' she … Continue reading Jimmy ( Running away)#AtoZChallenge
In-laws ( Lily of the valley)#AprilAtoZ
When you're young and in love you don't realise that when you get married, you're not only marrying him; you're basically marrying his whole family. If I knew then what I know now, would I still have married him? Probably, but I would definitely have gone ahead with emigrating to Australia, which is what we … Continue reading In-laws ( Lily of the valley)#AprilAtoZ
#Hinching #AprilAtoz
Whitney bought a book and a bottle of wine for me for mothers day. Hinch Yourself Happy. What the fuck is this all about Whit? A woman who cleans her house. I thought it would cheer you up. You thought a book about housework would cheer me up? Well, it's not just about cleaning. She … Continue reading #Hinching #AprilAtoz
Girls allowed (Liverpool)#AprilAtoZ
Me and the girls emptied our Bisto tins and fecked off with our running away money...just for the weekend to Liverpool, we came back like. ( We always come back...well, most of us, but that's another story altogether) I couldn't wait to get away from everything; me ma, the kids, even Jimmy. As usual, we … Continue reading Girls allowed (Liverpool)#AprilAtoZ
Family ties (Bernard) #AtoZBloggingchallenge.
Me ma has us girls running around after her like blue arsed flies, but god forbid she'd disturb any of her sons. I'm getting sick of it. I took the day off last week to bring her for her hospital appointment... Hiya ma are you ready? No Why not? Why aren't you dressed? I'm not … Continue reading Family ties (Bernard) #AtoZBloggingchallenge.
Empty Nest ( I wish) #AtoZChallenge
I remember when the twins, Kylie and Jason emigrated to Australia and young J.R. fecked off to America on a J1 visa, there was just me, Jimmy, Whitney and Koko left. I sobbed me heart out at the airport. Don't get me wrong, I was delighted they were spreading their wings, but I just felt … Continue reading Empty Nest ( I wish) #AtoZChallenge
Duck Tales (Jimmy makes dinner)#AprilAtoZChallenge
So, Jimmy rang to say he's making dinner tonight. You take your time in your mas Bernie. Dinner will be ready when you get home. Seriously? Don't sound so surprised. I have cooked before. You've gone to the chipper and emptied the fish and chips onto the plates when you brought them home. Stop nit … Continue reading Duck Tales (Jimmy makes dinner)#AprilAtoZChallenge
Diary of a Dublin Housewife 