Heatwave

Jimmy isn't coping too well with the heat these days, actually, he's a narky bolix to be honest...and the girls aren't helping with their clothing...or lack of Can you give me a lift to work da, I'm running late Well you'd better hurry up and get dressed then, I'm picking Mick up in ten minutes … Continue reading Heatwave

Lily of the valley. #AprilAtoZ

You've gone mad on the veg again Bernie. Have I? Carrots, cauliflower, broccoli, parsnips. They're good for you. I'll be farting in Technicolor after this lot Don't you always? Did you forget the peas? You don't like garden peas. I like a few Yasser marrow fats. I haven't time to be steeping marrowfat peas Jimmy … Continue reading Lily of the valley. #AprilAtoZ

Zumba #AprilAtoZChallenge

Last day of the challenge and I'm leaving you all in a sweat. (me, not you) I got to wear the leggings and sweatband again ( Koko is mortified, but I don't care) and I've finally found a fun way to exercise and keep fit. I've ditched the diet and joined Zumbaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa  😉 Are you … Continue reading Zumba #AprilAtoZChallenge

You only live once #AtoZChallenge

What's with  the  spinning around the kitchen in your nightdress Bernie? I'm practicing For what? I've signed up for a new class with Julie What class needs  leg warmers and sweat bands?All you're short of is a pair of skates Roller blades Jimmy, no one skates anymore Don't tell me you're taking up roller blading? … Continue reading You only live once #AtoZChallenge

Xanadu #AtoZChallenge

What are you doing under the stairs ma? I'm looking for Kylies old roller blades For what ma? For knitting a pair of gloves, what do you think? Calm down ma I'm only asking Have you seen them? I was sure they were under here Did da not sell them in the car boot sale … Continue reading Xanadu #AtoZChallenge

Weight not want not #AprilAtoZChallenge

Where are you off to today Bernie? Shopping with Julie Again?I predict the smell the credit card melting I'm not buying anything; we're just looking Are you not well? I'm buying nothing until I lose weight You must have lost some weight by now. Don't start with me Jimmy You're the one eating sneaky rasher … Continue reading Weight not want not #AprilAtoZChallenge