- What are you doing under the stairs ma?
- I’m looking for Kylies old roller blades
- For what ma?
- For knitting a pair of gloves, what do you think?
- Calm down ma I’m only asking
- Have you seen them? I was sure they were under here
- Did da not sell them in the car boot sale last year?
- Ah for fuck sake, he did not…did he?
- You’re the one who told him to get rid of the shite from under the stairs
- An for once he did as I told him to …jaysis…MEN!
- Ma, what are you wearing?
- You can see what I’m wearing Koko
- A leotard and leg warmers…OMG, hang on ’til I get me phone
- Do not attempt to take a photo of me Koko, I’m warning you
- That headband but ma…what are you like?
- Feck off, I’m not that bad am I?
- I’m saying nothing, but holy god ma, are you thinking of going out like that…on roller blades?
- Well not anymore, now that I’ve no roller blades, anyway I was only going to go down the garden path
- Yeah, down on your face ma. When was the last time you went on blades?
- Well I had a pair of skates when I was 12…
- Ah ma, you really are gas. You’d break your neck
- I was watching Xanadu on Netflix and Olivia Newton John made it all look so easy
- Ma, you pissed your knickers when you tried running with auntie Julie, can you imagine what would happen on roller blades?
- Yeah, you’re right Koko. Who am I kidding, I’m too old for this lark
- You’re not old ma, but…
- But what?
- Lose the headband and leg warmers … the eighties are over
- Not a word to your da about this, do you hear me!
- I wouldn’t say a thing ma, but can I just take one photo to show Kylie
- Feck off…
What WAS I thinking 😩
🎶🎶 A place where nobody dared to go… lalalalalalala
They call it Xanaduuuu🎶🎶
Of course you needed leg warmers. How else could you stay true to the spirit of Xanadu? I’d be afraid to get on roller blades. I’d definitely break something. I admire your efforts. Weekends In Maine
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Quad skates are very different from inline. I can’t rollerblade to save my life, for all that I can ice skate.
Now, head directly out and get yourself some sparkly quad skates and rock those legwarmers! Still leave off the headband, though… it was never a good look.
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Roller blading is off my list. I’ve found a new interest😉
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Skating is fun, but i wear elbow and knee pads and a helmet. You can’t be too careful.
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It never happened 😱😱😱
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Xanadu … could have been X-ray!!!
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Thanks be to jaysis he sold them blades 🙄😝
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