• What are you doing under the stairs ma?
• I’m looking for Kylies old roller blades
• For what ma?
• For knitting a pair of gloves, what do you think?
• Calm down ma I’m only asking
• Have you seen them? I was sure they were under here
• Did da not sell them in the car boot sale last year?
• Ah for fuck sake, he did not…did he?
• You’re the one who told him to get rid of the shite from under the stairs
• An for once he did as I told him to …jaysis…MEN!
• Ma, what are you wearing?
• You can see what I’m wearing Koko
• A leotard and leg warmers…OMG, hang on ’til I get me phone
• Do not attempt to take a photo of me Koko, I’m warning you
• That headband but ma…what are you like?
• Feck off, I’m not that bad am I?
• I’m saying nothing, but holy god ma, are you thinking of going out like that…on roller blades?
• Well not anymore, now that I’ve no roller blades, anyway I was only going to go down the garden path
• Yeah, down on your face ma. When was the last time you went on blades?
• Well I had a pair of skates when I was 12…
• Ah ma, you really are gas. You’d break your neck
•  I was watching Xanadu on Netflix and Olivia Newton John made it all look so easy
• Ma, you pissed your knickers when you tried running with auntie Julie, can you imagine what would happen on roller blades?
• Yeah, you’re right Koko. Who am I kidding, I’m too old for this lark
• You’re not old ma, but…
• But what?
• Lose the headband and leg warmers … the eighties are over
• Not a word to your da about this, do you hear me!
• I wouldn’t say a thing ma, but can I just take one photo to show Kylie
• Feck off…

What WAS I thinking 😩

🎶🎶 A place where nobody dared to go… lalalalalalala
They call it Xanaduuuu🎶🎶