What'll we do today, Bernie? Nothing? Again? Yeah. Living room or kitchen? Garden today, I think,Jimmy. Yes, while the sun is shining. It'll be a nice change. Will I make drinks? That'd be lovely. Tea or coffee? You're too funny, Jimmy. Pink gin fizz it is then. Lovely, hon. Who else is loving lock down?
Author: Diary of a Dublin housewife
Tenerife
I think we should cancel Tenerife, Bernie. You think? I thought you cancelled that weeks ago? No, I was waiting to see how things panned out. You can see how things panned out,Jimmy. It seems to be getting worse, not better. The numbers are increasing every day, Bernie. We're going nowhere this side of Christmas, … Continue reading Tenerife
Shirley Valentine #AprilAtoZ
Am I the only one who enjoyed being in isolation?
Reality Bites #AprilAtoZ
Listening to the girls chatting this morning, I think it's finally hit them that they're not going anywhere anytime soon.... Kylie, look at the state of my eyebrows. Will you do them for me? I will later. You said that yesterday, they're getting worse. What's your rush? Who's going to see you? I can see … Continue reading Reality Bites #AprilAtoZ
Quarantine quackers ;) # AtoZ
I bet Jimmy is sorry he wasn't doing the cooking back when I was on my big diet. The poor chap was starving ( well I was hardly going to diet on my own now was I?) BERNIE! What? WHAT'S THIS WHITE STUFF ON MY PLATE Quark WHAT? QUARK WHY ARE YOU MAKING DUCK … Continue reading Quarantine quackers 😉 # AtoZ
Pandemic #AtoZ
I can't wait to get back to doing the shopping myself, but for now,Jimmy is still in charge....well kind of What time are you going shopping, Jimmy? I'll go shortly. do you need anything special? We're running out of hand sanitizer. You won't get hand sanitizer in the shops for love nor money, Bernie. We'll … Continue reading Pandemic #AtoZ
Obituary of a dieting housewife (again!) #AtoZ
Bernie dying...again
News Travels Fast
Maisie on the jungle drums again...
Maisie
Ma found out that I had the virus, she was livid. I can't believe you didn't tell me. Tell you what? (shite, I knew she'd go mad) You know what. You had the covid and never told me, your own mother. I didn't want to worry you ma. I'm your mother, worrying is what mothers … Continue reading Maisie
Living next door to Alice #AtoZ
So in order for me to catch up with the AtoZ challenge, I’m going to cheat a bit and recycle a couple of my old AtoZ blogs. Alice still lives next door with her dog, Sunny who still shites in our garden ( Sunny, not Alice). Poor  Larry Gogan lord rest him has died since. … Continue reading Living next door to Alice #AtoZ