Mothers Day, and the girls were cooking dinner so I decided to make a few cocktails to cheer me up.. I needed it after that trip to Maisie’s. Imagine being told to move on to let that gobshite Bernard park nearer to the window…
- Kylie, ask your da does he want a mojito.
- He said no, he wouldn’t drink that shite.
- Ask him what does he want, apart from a slap in the head.
- He said he’ll have a pint.
- Is he still pining for the pub. Tell him to get a grip.
- Ah ma, he’s just fed up since he had to stop work.
- We’re all fed up; it’s not all about him you know.
- Well, he’s used to keeping busy.
- I’ve loads here to keep him busy but he’d rather sit there moaning at the telly and getting on my nerves.
- Ah bless him, you know he loves a good moan.
- He could moan while he’s doing a bit of DIY.
- Will I ask him would he like a baby Guinness?
- No, he can feck off. Here, give him that, it might remind him to fix that kitchen cupboard.
- What is it?
- A screwdriver.
Maybe it’s a baby Guinness he wants. Fuck sake.Mothers day indeed.
Diary of a Dublin Housewife 
As i used to say to the children, “don’t tell me you are bored unless you want me to find something for you to do!”
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I like your reminder. Please pour me a mojito, sounds so tasty right now.
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Sorry to hear he had to stop work. It’s so challenging right now. I’m enjoying the A to Z this year. It’s a great distraction and fun way to pass the time. Weekends In Maine
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It’s tough on so many but what can we do but try get through it without killing each other 😬 yes, the AtoZ is great. Good luck with l to z 😉
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A screwdriver….oh hahahah better that than a Bloody Mary….these are definitely a fun read!
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He was lucky he didn’t get a black and blue 😉
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HAH! Good one!
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:p
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