Xanax #AprilAtoZ

  • X2020
  • Do you think the doctor would prescribe me some xanax?
  • Why do you want that shite?
  • Me nerves are in bits with this pandemic.
  • It could be the booze.
  • Fuck off.
  • Well,you have been drinking more than usual.
  • Says you.
  • I don’t have a drink every night.
  • You’re a saint, anyway,a glass of wine relaxes me.
  • And you’re going to tell your doctor that?
  • Yeah, he’d probably prefer me to take a pill instead of a drink.
  • Your doctor would tell you to eat an apple if your leg was hanging off. Do you seriously think he’s going to prescribe xanax for a few sleepless nights?
  • I can only ask.
  • You dont need drugs,Bernie.
  • It’s only a few pills.
  • It’s a slippery slope.
  • I’ll ring Julie.
  • Does she have xanax?
  • If she did,do you think I’d be ringing the doctor?
  • Why are you ringing her then?
  • Because she’ll have more bleeding sympathy for me than you do.
  • Sympathy won’t cure you.
  • I’m not sick, I’m anxious.
  • Try exercise, or breathing techniques.
  • OK Doctor.
  • I’m only trying to help.
  • Next you’ll be buying me a bag of apples.

Fuck sake 🙄

15 thoughts on “Xanax #AprilAtoZ

  1. oh my too funny! I am not able to take any sort of meds like Xanax…don’t think I would want to any way. A glass of wine with a good dinner is much better!

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