And so April comes around once more and it’s time for the annual AtoZ blogging challenge.I’ll be sharing my Diary of a Dublin Housewife and de daily events in my gaff. Screaming and shouting to be expected… God help yiz. Day one and sure seeing as it’s our anniversary what other way could I kick off …sure isn’t marriage a challenge in itself.

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  • It’s dat time of year again Bernie
  • I know Jimmy, doesn’t time fly
  • It does, and de older we get, de quicker it flies
  • Ah we’re not dat old Jimmy
  • Older dan we were last year Ber
  • Obviously. I can’t believe ye remembered
  • I always remember April fools day
  • Our anniversary I mean Jimmy
  • Is it?
  • Feck off you
  • Ah I’m only messin’ with ye Ber. Annyway, Radio one reminded me
  • How come?
  • Ye, Some gobshite proposed to his bird on de radio and when she said yes, he laughed and said ‘April Fool’
  • Ah dat’s horrible Jimmy
  • She was de eejit dat said yes on de radio on April fools day. She shoulda known it was a set up
  • Are you sayin’ I was an eejit for sayin’ yes to you all dem years ago
  • You were no fool Ber; You were marryin’ me
  • How did I know I wasn’t being set up by you and yer mad brothers
  • Well, ye know I’m no fool either Bernie
  • What makes ye tink dat Jimmy
  • Well, I was marryin’ you wasn’t I
  • Gerraway ye big fool
  • Some fools get lucky Ber
  • Do dey Jimmy? How d’ye make dat one out?
  • Well you were some lucky bird when ye met me
  • Go and shite Jimmy Violet. I must’ve been a fool alright. If I’d killed ye I’d have served less time
  • Ah Ber, take a joke will ye
  • Would ye do it all again Jimmy?
  • I wish it was tomorrow Ber
  • Really, aww Jimmy
  • Ye, I wouldn’t go
  • Fuck off Jimmy, dat’s not funny
  • April Fool Ber
  • You’re hilarious I’m sure
  • Happy anniversary love





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