D’ye know how people say things always come in threes Bernie?
I hope it’s true
David Bowie was 69 when he died
Alan Rickman died today
Was he the fella from Harry Potter?
Aww, I loved him. That’s sad
He was 69
What are you gettin’ at Jimmy?
Donald Trump is 69
Is he Jimmy?
I’m only makin’ an observation Ber
I’ll keep me eye on the news then
I’ll let ye know