Bernie Rose Violet is feeling blue, but not for long...
Paris
Lyon Eyes
Don't you be gettin' rat arsed every night when you're in Paris Jimmy We're not only goin' to Paris. We'll be goin' to Bordeaux, Nice,Toulouse.. Footloose in Toulouse, you'd better behave yerself James Violet I always behave meself...and anyway what happens in Lyon, stays in Lyon Have you somethin' to hide Jimmy? Like you and … Continue reading Lyon Eyes
Jimmy Riddle
Will Jimmy find his passport in time for the Euros?
Gettaway
There's no such ting as a free weekend...there'salways a catch
We’ll always have Paris
In the aftermath of the tragic events on Friday night Jimmy and Bernie reminisce about their romantic weekend in the city of love.
It could happen to a Bishop
So, I went to court last week over me T.V. licence. I bet you all thought I was in Mountjoy prison by now didn't you? Well, sorry about that but I wasn't going to be anyone's bitch behind bars. Me and Julie went to the pub after we left the court. I got home about … Continue reading It could happen to a Bishop
Somebody’s Bitch
Will orange be the new black for Berno or will she get to watch Telly Bingo at home next week? Stay tuned for updates...
TRENDY
‘Hot from the catwalks of Paris, we have this season’s latest trend’ ‘says Glenda on Exposé last night. ‘Denim is back’. I never knew it was gone away to be honest with you.They talk some bullshit on these fashion programmes. He was reading the newspaper, waiting for Emmerdale to come on. - ‘Stop the lights … Continue reading TRENDY
