My grandson,Bobby came to see me yesterday. Hiya nanny, you know I'm seven next week. I do indeed love, you're growing up so fast. I'm taller than Josh in my class. I'm sure you are, sure wasn't your daddy very tall. Now listen, what would you like for your birthday? I'm getting a tortoise. Isn't … Continue reading Shell shocked
Between the weather and me going through the change, I just couldn't cope with the hot flushes. To cheer me up, Jimmy booked a meal for the family as a belated birthday celebration. The owner of the pub is a bit of a gobshite, he's an old neighbour of ours, who's up his own arse … Continue reading Feeling hot hot hot
Bernie never drinkin' again. I heard dat one before
In the aftermath of the tragic events on Friday night Jimmy and Bernie reminisce about their romantic weekend in the city of love.
I bought a new dress down the market for my birthday. I liked it at the time but wasn't sure about it when I got it home. I made the mistake of asking Jimmy's opinion... Does my bum look big in this Jimmy? I’m not answering that Bernie Why not? It’s an incriminating question How … Continue reading Heifer