Two weeks to Christmas and not a ball hanging. It was time to snap out of it and get in the festive spirit. Julie came over to help me. I don't think I'll be giving Danny De Vito a run for his money. Who you talking about, Bernie? That new chap across the road. His … Continue reading Deck The Halls
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Health is wealth #AtoZChallenge
Day seven of my non diet and I'm afraid to stand on the scales. I went around to me mas to get away from all the Easter chocolate in my gaff... A diet? A diet? You're on a diet? Don't keep saying it ma Why are you on a diet? Just for the craic, why … Continue reading Health is wealth #AtoZChallenge
Big bum #AtoZChallenge
I've a pain in my arse ('scuse the pun) looking for something to wear that doesn't make me look like Miss Piggy after a five course meal... Does my bum look big in this Jimmy? Ah jaysis Bernie, not that old chestnut again Well does it? No Liar Yes then Seriously? Jaysis I don't know … Continue reading Big bum #AtoZChallenge
Game of Thongs
"What's wrong with a good pair of sturdy knickers" me ma always said to me. It's a pity she didn't say it to me kids
Heifer
I bought a new dress down the market for my birthday. I liked it at the time but wasn't sure about it when I got it home. I made the mistake of asking Jimmy's opinion... Does my bum look big in this Jimmy? I’m not answering that Bernie Why not? It’s an incriminating question How … Continue reading Heifer
Diary of a Dublin Housewife 