Are all my Perfect Christmases in the past?
Writing
Dear Diary
Yes, I've started writing in my diary again. Well, it's a new one. I found my old ones in a box in the attic when I was up looking for uncle Fester. Yeah, I know; I did ask Jimmy to look for him, but he didn't bother his hole. Don't get me started. Anyway, once … Continue reading Dear Diary
Off her trolley
A few years ago, ma had a fall and we had to bring her to A&E. It was so overcrowded, it was like a scene from M.A.S.H. Every few hours, a doctor would come to see how she was doing and ask her questions. After many hours, a junior doctor arrived asking the same questions. … Continue reading Off her trolley
Oscar
It's Oscar time again and it got me thinking about who would star in the movie of my book. This is a throwback to a conversation we had a few years ago. Everything changes but Jimmy 🤩 Who would play you in a movie Jimmy? What’s the movie about? I dunno…Life 'The life and times … Continue reading Oscar
Ferero heart never won fair lady ❤️
Did you buy me chocolates Jimmy? Why would I buy you chocolates? For Valentines day You hate all that Valentines shite I don't hate chocolate tho' There's still half a box of Ferero left since Christmas What do you mean half a box? I never even opened them I had one or two the other … Continue reading Ferero heart never won fair lady ❤️
Off her trolley
A few years ago, ma had a fall and we had to bring her to A&E. It was so overcrowded, it was like a scene from M.A.S.H. Every few hours, a doctor would come to see how she was doing and ask her questions. After many hours, a junior doctor arrived asking the same questions. … Continue reading Off her trolley
Kids.
That time we made the emergency dash to the hospital, I forgot to mention it was a false alarm...again. The third one in a week. Jimmy was not amused at all. I thought she said her waters broke? She did, but they didn't. How did she get that wrong? She just peed her pants a … Continue reading Kids.
G is for Granny and grandad.
Reminiscing last night about when Whitney went into labour with JZ. I could barely get dressed; never mind have a shower, and he was in there singing. My nerves were gone. Our Whitney was in labour and instead of getting her bag out to the car, he was in the shower singing. Are you serious, … Continue reading G is for Granny and grandad.
April Fool
So, Jimmy came home early from work. Delighted so I was, for about five minutes... Are you done for the day, Jimmy? Yeah, thank god, we got that job finished at last. That's great, so you can get started here. I told Marian I'd pop up and do that bit of painting for her Marian … Continue reading April Fool
Torn between two mothers
What kept you,Bernie? I had to drop in to Jimmy's ma on the way. For what? Jimmy asked me to check on her because he got delayed in work and won't get there until after lunch. How is she? She's not too bad. I just made her a cup of tea and a sandwich. Where … Continue reading Torn between two mothers