That time we made the emergency dash to the hospital, I forgot to mention it was a false alarm…again. The third one in a week. Jimmy was not amused at all.
I thought she said her waters broke?
She did, but they didn’t.
How did she get that wrong?
She just peed her pants a bit and she panicked.
Like she had wind on Friday and thought it was contractions? Like she had constipation last Tuesday and thought the baby was blocked in. Like her arse is some kind of a parking space.
It’s her first baby, Jimmy. Give her a break. She’s a bag of nerves.
Like mother like daughter.
I wasn’t that bad.
I made so many trips to that maternity hospital when you were pregnant with the twins, that they were going to give me my own bed.
Stop exaggerating.
Twice a month from the time you did your first pregnancy test.
They told me I could go into early labour.
Not at two months, Bernie. You were like the boy who cried wolf, you were lucky they let you in when you actually did go into labour.
No thanks to you. I could have had the twins on the toilet of the pub because of you.
I was watching the match, Bernie. I thought you were having them Toni Braxtons again.
Braxton Hicks, Jimmy.
Well, all’s well that ends well. You got there safely. I caught the end of the match in the nurses canteen and was with you when the kids were born. It was a win win for everyone.
Delighted it all worked out for you,Jimmy.
MEN🙄
Why, oh why, do babies always come during the game.
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Maybe they should add pubs to maternity wards. It could be super helpful or a really, really bad idea. Weekends In Maine
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Oh what a chuckle this gave me, especially about the parking garage in her arse. LMAO
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so funny! I love the suggestion above about adding pubs to maternity wards – brilliant idea!
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Toni Braxtons!!! Ha ! HA!
And car parks– I’ll be seeing those slightly differently after reading this post;)
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Why do men think they know it all when it comes to labour just because they read about Braxton Hicks?
I loved your blog post. I’m visiting from the A to Z Challenge!
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Thanks for visiting. Ill pop over to yours soon xxx
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Lol what can I say, you are so funny I love your blogs. mine manage to avoid all three of our lads births….
Mind you he did save number one’s life by asking a passing nurse ” should he be this colour blue ” so occasionally they have their momets ….I’ll keep him…
For now 💜💜
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Toni Braxtons! lol For years my mother would tell the story how my dad couldn’t/wouldn’t say clinical terms while she was pregnant. The most he would say was “down there.” 🙂
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Toni Braxtons and parking garages….lol
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