Ma, can you look after Beyoncè? Ive to bring Jay -Z to the hospital. What happened him this time?He fell in the yard in school, split his knee.Again? Its a wonder that child has a pair of trousers to his name.I think he'll need stitches, again.Holy mother of divine, that child's had enough stitches to … Continue reading Bionic
Bernie and Whitney
Penney’s Hun
So, today we begin level five lockdown. Penney's is closed now for six weeks, and after yesterdays shopping spree, I'm not even sure if its enough time for them to get new stock in for Christmas. So what did you buy, Whitney?Pyjamas, For who?For everyone?Who's everyone?Da, Kylie, Jason, J.R. Koko, me two nannies, Beyoncé, Leanne...You … Continue reading Penney’s Hun
Isolation #AtoZ
Mothers Day, and the girls were cooking dinner so I decided to make a few cocktails to cheer me up.. I needed it after that trip to Maisie's. Imagine being told to move on to let that gobshite Bernard park nearer to the window... Kylie, ask your da does he want a mojito. He said … Continue reading Isolation #AtoZ
Privacy … Sign of the times
Kids these days, they tell you nothing. God be with the days when there was only one phone in the house and everyone heard all of your business. Now they don't even use the landline and their phones are forever stuck to their hands. Back in my day we had no phone. I had to … Continue reading Privacy … Sign of the times
Diary of a Dublin Housewife 